Predict the future

3000 - things are still crap...

3000 - UN of Carp Society was formed

3010: Alien attack.

2010 - Alien has left the building.

2050: I'll die :(

2050 - I'll be the oldest person in the world

2073-i'll be born again.

2074 - I die again.

2011 - Elvis is spotted eating a peanut-butter and nanner sandwich at the mall...again.

2099 -> I will be playboy :P