RAZR V3 cell phones

my D500's got dirty videos on it and plays the futurama theme and gwen stefani songs :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

my D500's got dirty videos on it and plays the futurama theme and gwen stefani songs :snooty:

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I've got funny picture messages and phoaties of pissed up chavs on my phone :dabs:

Duno why people have porn on their phones, not as if they're going to have a wank on the bus or in the pub ... is it?

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Originally Posted by manker

Duno why people have porn on their phones, not as if they're going to have a wank on the bus or in the pub ... is it?

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These are strange people, they usually insist on you watching it as well.:ermm:


My phone is years old and can both send and receive text messages. Voice calling is no longer working though.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by manker

Duno why people have porn on their phones, not as if they're going to have a wank on the bus or in the pub ... is it?

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These are strange people, they usually insist on you watching it as well.:ermm:

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I've noticed that too :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I put cell phones on my belt anyway.

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Do you have one of those ghey little wee holsters? :rolleyes:

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No.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Cheese

These are strange people, they usually insist on you watching it as well.:ermm:

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I've noticed that too :unsure:

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Strangely enough, as part of an assignment I handed in today, I wrote about this bizarre practice.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by manker

I've noticed that too :unsure:

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Strangely enough, as part of an assignment I handed in today, I wrote about this bizarre practice.

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It's quite pleasing to note that I'm not the only one who thinks it weird. I had started to wonder since practically everyone gathers in the pub to take turns in showing their latest pixelated scatological delight.

Spose the distraction enables me to jump a few places in the queue for pool.

You got bluetooth, mate? I'll send you a movie of this bird shitting into some German bloke's mouth.

Erm, nah - it's never worked. How do you know he's German, btw.

Well, he's got a moustache and there's a bird shitting into his mouth. Duh.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Strangely enough, as part of an assignment I handed in today, I wrote about this bizarre practice.

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It's quite pleasing to note that I'm not the only one who thinks it weird. I had started to wonder since practically everyone gathers in the pub to take turns in showing their latest pixelated scatological delight.

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For the purposes of my essay it was great, it allowed me to make up some bollocks about the oppression of the female form. That should please my feminist teacher's pretty little head no end.

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