Jehovas Witnesses

Never really was:ermm:
black people...lol

He foretold the space shuttle non-takeoff and you were lyke omgwftbbq!!1 and I was lyke omgstfunoob.

That might not count as being into it, I spose :dabs:

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Originally Posted by sArA

This morning had a knock at the door and these two smiling people stood there....the woman said...do you have a moment? I have good news to tell you.
Well, I don't want doorstep hawkers knocking on my door so politely said no thanks...but
The guy with her was so fecking hawt...I very nearly invited them in for tea :w00t: :w00t:
Before anyone says owt, I did ring BF and tell him....cos we like to tell each other about the totty we see ... nice to know we can.

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Ya Lucky, last summer I had a knock on the frount door and the back door at the same time, I'm not normaly a rude person, but I told them to Fuck off and get a life.
I don't like people preaching at my door! ~ No way!

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I once lived next door to one of there churches(well not really a church some shite hall). Every fucking sunday afternoon we had them knock on are door. We tried numerous methods to get rid of them from answering the door naked, shouting abuse, playing slayer really loud and posting a notice on the door saying this is holy ground belonging to satan and only pagans may enter.

none of them worked but jpauls idea defiently has promise.

There is no such religion as the Jehovas Witnesses. It is just an excuse made up by people who are crap at "postmans knock/ knock down ginger" when they get caught.

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Originally Posted by vidcc

There is no such religion as the Jehovas Witnesses. It is just an excuse made up by people who are crap at "postmans knock/ knock down ginger" when they get caught.

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We called it "Ring the bell and run like hell".

It was a nice adrenaline rush from time to time.

knock a door, run

Tell them, 'Ok, I have three minutes, if you respect that, I'll listen'.
Or ask them not to come to ofthen.
Some are not too 'expert', that's why sometimes it may seem that they do something
out of place, like being to persistant...
.or may be they just really care about us.

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Originally Posted by DanB

just invite them in, it throws them enough

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I had a couple of old dears come to my door years ago , I was very sick. They found out thru the neighbours I was off work for the last month and not doing well . Oh my God I could not get rid of them every day they came by .

I finaly invited them in and my lady friend walked out from the shower buck naked to introduce her self . :lol:


Never saw them again . :naughty:

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Originally Posted by hobbes

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Originally Posted by vidcc

There is no such religion as the Jehovas Witnesses. It is just an excuse made up by people who are crap at "postmans knock/ knock down ginger" when they get caught.

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We called it "Ring the bell and run like hell".

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Is that why you had to stop being an Avon Lady ? :shifty: