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in the one where flanders dates the movie star he is talking to homer
homer: flanders cant a man just drink alone on a wednesday morning.
flanders : i need your advice it is about a lady.
.........
homer: wait just a minute i used to worry marge was too good for me. she was always thinking of ways to improve me, then part of here died and she doesn't try any more.
Apart from the one in my signature, my other fave has to be when Homer is smoking a weed, and he says.
"I could walk up to the President of the United States and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he'd just have to sit there, groovin' on it"
or
"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"
:D :D :D :D
All my life i wondered where the J stand for in Homer J. Simpson
and i finally know
HOMER JAY SIMSPON
in the episode where homer turns in to a hippie
almost anything Comic Book Guy says, as he is absolutely hilarious.
But my favorite line, prolly, isnt really an original one... its from the 2nd season, 1st halloween special, with bart as the raven... and james earl jones reading Edgar Allan Poes, "raven"...
"nevermore... nevermore"... hearing that in barts voice, was just wonderfull.
and...
the beer song...
"when i was 17... I drank my very first beer... i drank a very good beer... my name was brian mcgee... "
good stuff..
My fav is when the comic book guy gets kicked out of moe's bar and he sais something like
alone and friendless hmm i wonder if they have a word for that in klingon and then he pulls out a little handbook and goes aww yes grrffkaljfdal some crazy word
http://www.feralkills.com/media/dohtech.mp3
this is pretty funny
Another funny one is an episode when Home needs a lawyer and he goes to Lionel Hutz. It goes something like this:
Hutz: If you sign up with me you will get the smoking monkey. LOOK! He's taking another puff.
I was laughing so hard the first time I saw that.
Marge: Your boss called and said if you don't come in today, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: Woohoo! A four day weekend!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
the scene where the simpsons are taking the identity of the thompsons.
the end of it..:
Agent: Ok homer, you're now mr. thompson, so when i say "hello mr. thompson" and i step on your foot, you smile and nod.. ready? 'HELLO MR. THOMPSON' (he steps on homers foot repeatedly)
-pause-, homer turns to the other agent, and whispers loudly "i think he's talking to you."
:lol: :lol: :lol:
edit: typo
edit again: revised a little.
another good one is with Linel Hutz, the lawyer.
Linel: Oh no... we've drawn Judge Shnieder
Marge: is that bad?
Linel: well...he's had it in for me since I kinda ran over his dog once.
Marge: oh
Linel: well... replace the word kinda with repeatedly, and dog... with son..