A Tale of a Bird, Lesbians, Pussy and my Back Window - Pics included!

I reckon Nikki would know - not that she's a lesbian, it just seems like something she would know about.




Edit: I don't mean that she comes across as a woman who would get a lot of thrush infections either, I'm sure she is fastidiously clean in that area :ermm:

Well as much as I'd like to go into detail I think the thought of forced colonic irrigation for discussing said details is far less appealing than just agreeing with you in silence......... I think :blink:

And no she's not lesbonic, I tested that by showing her my mangina :mellow:

Jonno :cool:

Everyone seems to have overlooked the most important aspect of this thread.

Which episode of Teletubbies were you watching?

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Originally Posted by lynx

Everyone seems to have overlooked the most important aspect of this thread.

Which episode of Teletubbies were you watching?

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Actually, at the point the bird hit the window, we were watching an episode of Firefly - Jaynestown. Needed a way to introduce the lad to the plot because he was integral to the tale later on.

I'd been up since four watching crap like Teletubbies/Balamory/Bob the cunting Builder and needed a break :dabs:

balamory aint crap - there is a man who lives in a pink castle...what more do you need in a show ?

Gratuitous sex scenes, with plenty of norks, but no willies.

The thread title caught my eye, couldn't help tit.

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Originally Posted by F. Canard

Gratuitous sex scenes, with plenty of norks, but no willies.

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There is no such thing as a gratuitous sex scene, that's just mad talk.

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Originally Posted by Chip Monk

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Originally Posted by F. Canard

Gratuitous sex scenes, with plenty of norks, but no willies.

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There is no such thing as a gratuitous sex scene, that's just mad talk.

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I just typed out a possible scenario for a sex scene that would, indeed, be gratuitous - and then realised that I'd be quite wrong if I posted it as it wasn't gratuitous.

Further, despite much penseage, I can't think of a single instance in which I'd describe a sex scene as gratuitous.

Shortly put - I agree with you.

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Originally Posted by manker

Shortly put - I agree with you.

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oh for cawks sake, what am i going to do now.