Worst gift you ever received and given...

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

You should have left it as "fix up your qute box". Sounds dirty. :naughty:

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It does sound quite rude ... altho' I was talking to the horse-penetrator :pinch:

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no....that's the fly that penetrates....i just observe.:blow::wank:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I'm wasted here :emo:

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Christ, that's all you stoners ever go on about. :dry:

:coat:

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I'm wasted here :emo:

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Christ, that's all you stoners ever go on about. :dry:

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Religious stoners :blink:

Worst gift I ever received: A tiny lolly-pop wrapped in TONS of tissue and dental floss with 2 quarters in it as well. The guy said the tissue was to wipe my tears of joy. Only problem was, people don't cry when they feel awkward for someone. So...I did lick and consume the lolly pop, floss the candy from my teeth, but for the tissue...I decided to wipe my ass with it instead. It was conveniently in my pocket the same time the dispenser went empty! Saved the day....


Worst gift I ever gave: Sneezing on someones cake.

I gave someone a badge for their birthday that said "Wearing a badge, yeah?"

no expense spared:smilie4:

Cigarettes

The gift that keeps on giving.

i once got given a caligrafy set for christmas, i can't fucking spell let alone rite :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

i once got given a caligrafy set for christmas, i can't fucking spell let alone rite :dabs:

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In the country i am residing in presently there are only 3 prof calligraphers (splee checkpls) - one who is a friend is making shit loads of money from it, but couldnt handle the freelance part of it and got a job at criminal dep as head of signature control instead.

i gave my girlfriend a pearl necklace once, she looked at me and i knew she was'nt happy.