how to get out of jury duty

A little religious mania wouldn't go astray either, telling them that the hand of god guided you here to smite this sinner............. your choice of religious paraphenalia too, but the odder the better :naughty:

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Originally Posted by Broken

When interviewed make sure you mention, "I can tell if people are guilty just by looking at them". ;)

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You get interviewed for jury duty :unsure:

look the judge right in the eye and say whoever it is thier guilty and say if they were innocent they wouldn't be here

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Originally Posted by weenden

look the judge right in the eye and say whoever it is thier guilty and say if they were innocent they wouldn't be here

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Wee Eden, you are the mentalest mental victim that ever got mentalised by a mentalist.

A true pleasure to read.

The best way of getting out of Jury duty is to shoot the judge

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

The best way of getting out of Jury duty is to shoot the judge

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It's also a good way to face your own:yup: