Shorter and fatter

I'd watch your kneecaps. Herve Villechaize look-a-likes obviously have issues.

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Originally Posted by Acid_death69

do you think she is an actual midget?

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Nah...she is reputed at one time to have been rather larger than she is now, but it was long enough ago no one remembers - or so they say.

She may indeed have been much larger at one time, but that might have only made her as tall as her shortest daughter (the 4'8" one).

I like hugging short people, but it sure is easier to do while seated. :whistling

I reckon you're about average height for a woman.


-bd

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Originally Posted by j2k4

I like hugging short people, but it sure is easier to do while seated. :whistling

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You must love crowded buses.

Perv.

I'm 5' 10".

It sure is good to be tall :lol:

5ft 10 isn't normal! You're an Amazon! :fear:

Tall women have big babies you know :shifty:

:glag: earl

A guy at work just had his first baby - well, his missus did. He is 6 foot and she is five foot and their baby boy was a massive 11lb. The poor woman needed many stiches and a blood transfusion afterwards. :fear:

I'd prefer to be taller definatly. I hate being short. People take the piss all the time and I can't see over people's heads in crowds. I spend my life staring at armpits or chests, and whilst some might think this is a good thing, it really isn't. It sucks.

But small people are cute. I like to pat their heads affectionately...they love that :happy:.

Good on your friend's missus for passing the monster baby naturally though Crabby. Mind you I don't suppose she knew how big it was beforehand. That whole thing terrifies me. If I didn't know better I'd take childbirth for the plot of a horror/scifi movie :unsure:.

:fear:

blood transfusion? stitches?

Well... they say that women with big feet have easier labours because of the size of their pelvis. I hope this is true cause I'm an 8.5. :lol:

The other day the husband decided it would be a good idea to offer someone to come and watch the birth.

I mean, what the fuck??? :o

To clarify; I told both of them to get the fuck and go and get a national geographic video if they wanted to see people giving birth.