I don't know how to get an attractive woman (or any living thing)

You can't troll here, dickhead.

Anyone who's left in the lounge has seen your wank several thousand times over.

You can troll the BT section on a temporary basis, but you can't troll trolls.

Oleg, your inability to get laid is directly related to your unwillingness to meet the ridiculous demands put forth by women. Women get turned on by making ridiculous demands. It's called foreplay.

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So let me get this straight, if someone were to hypothetically make fun of MBM's son's condition (as has been the case in the past, if I recall correctly), they are almost directly shot down. However, this worthless pile of garbage dares to make fun of Asperger's patients (among others; can't find the post) and it's completely fine? Is it because none of you know of a person affected by it, or is it just because you'd rather side with someone you know when you're in fact complacent with disease related humor?

Hey Oleg: You're truly despicable.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Hey Oleg: You're truly despicable.

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I guess you are right about that. Still, the desire to have sex is a pretty normal desire.

You don't know how to get an erection? What are you, 7?

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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB

You don't know how to get an erection? What are you, 7?

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The thread was edited by the mods. They added the "erection" part.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Serious post:

So let me get this straight, if someone were to hypothetically make fun of MBM's son's condition (as has been the case in the past, if I recall correctly), they are almost directly shot down. However, this worthless pile of garbage dares to make fun of Asperger's patients (among others; can't find the post) and it's completely fine? Is it because none of you know of a person affected by it, or is it just because you'd rather side with someone you know when you're in fact complacent with disease related humor?

Hey Oleg: You're truly despicable.

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Horses for courses.

Disease related humour was a staple in this lounge long before MBM's son was born. Should we all just grind to a halt cos some bloke on the internets is effected by Down's? I've discussed this with MBM and it turns out that the guy actually has a sense of humour. His wife too. Who'd a thunk it?

Someone very close to me is an Aspie and guess what? She is not effected in any way by this spastic. She is completely and happily oblivious to him.

It's so-called able bodied people who get their knickers in a twist who have the problem here. Without the righteous, there'd be no trolls cos nobody would give a fuck.

OlegL, at first you need to learn handjob first. :P

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I want a pretty woman so much. I see pretty women everywhere, but wouldn't know how to convince any of them to have sex with me. I don't want a prostitute. I just want a normal woman for sex. I never had sex and it's unfair that people had it and I didn't. It's unfair that other people are not disabled, but I am. I want to have sex with a beautiful woman.

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I am a beautiful woman and I'm willing to have sex with you.

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wow!!:whistling

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Originally Posted by bijoy

OlegL, at first you need to learn handjob first. :P

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Originally Posted by chavis

I am a beautiful woman and I'm willing to have sex with you.

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wow!!:whistling

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Wow what?

Hadn't you realised I'm a female? You're a bit slow, aren't you.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Wow what?

Hadn't you realised I'm a female? You're a bit slow, aren't you.

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Gaining new type of knowledge every time. :)