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dont mean to cross swords bro:X

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

link us to your profile :sneaky:

ive gotten sex from a dating site, there’s no shame in it. She was a florist. It lasted about three months. She was a bit mental. took it up the bum though, just the once. :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

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You found it then :unsure:

Funnily enough I did start it with '31yo Borg female seeking humanoid male for assimilation. Your distinctiveness will be added to our own'. No, I'm not joking I really did. And I got about 50 fucking messages in 6 hours.

PS. She only took it up the bum once in 3 months? Perhaps if you'd bought her flowers once in a while you insensitive brute....

interesting thread i suppose it all depends which dating site you join up to. i seem to remember bunny joining one over a year ago . she has not been to this board since. either she is happily loved up or the second theory is far to gruesome.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

'31yo Borg female seeking humanoid male for assimilation.[] And I got about 50 fucking messages in 6 hours.

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It's sad what passes thinks it's humanoid these days...

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You found it then :unsure:

Funnily enough I did start it with '31yo Borg female seeking humanoid male for assimilation. Your distinctiveness will be added to our own'. No, I'm not joking I really did. And I got about 50 fucking messages in 6 hours.

PS. She only took it up the bum once in 3 months? Perhaps if you'd bought her flowers once in a while you insensitive brute....

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Just look at your self, wearing heels on The Bridge thus disobeying Federation law. What man will have you now!! :no:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

'31yo Borg female seeking humanoid male for assimilation.[] And I got about 50 fucking messages in 6 hours.

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It's sad what passes thinks it's humanoid these days...

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It was very distressing, so I've removed myself. I felt like a widower at a church fete.

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Just look at your self, wearing heels on The Bridge thus disobeying Federation law. What man will have you now!! :no:

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Riker? :naughty:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

It was very distressing, so I've removed myself. I felt like a widower at a church fete.

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I'm guessing you would have gotten a similar number of replies (if not from the same members) by posting your current avy. Or Mulders. Or even ziggy's.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

PS. She only took it up the bum once in 3 months? Perhaps if you'd bought her flowers once in a while you insensitive brute....

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Flowers?

For what, her bum? :naughty:

What we're trying to say here is that she would have felt more inclined if she thought her shit smelled like roses?