Every man is a dick

I was hoping it might make you cross :naughty:. I appreciate this may take years, but it's ok. I'm a patient woman.

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich Mahogany. :naughty:

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Originally Posted by Something Else

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich Mahogany. :naughty:

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and Squeams has been exceptionally naughty :naughty:

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Originally Posted by Something Else

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich Mahogany. :naughty:

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Ah yes but there is always this fact:

http://i.imgur.com/6VFHu.jpg

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by Something Else

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich Mahogany. :naughty:

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and Squeams has been exceptionally naughty :naughty:

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:smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by Biggles

and Squeams has been exceptionally naughty :naughty:

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:smilie4:

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:shifty:

The smilies never lie - and in this case are particularly eloquent.

Les and Squeams have been inspecting each other's unmentionables on Skype. Fact.

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Originally Posted by manker

The smilies never lie - and in this case are particularly eloquent.

Les and Squeams have been inspecting each other's unmentionables on Skype. Fact.

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I believe Sq has done quite the eloquent job of mentioning her unmentionables lately. In fact, from the sounds of it, there were civil war muskets not packed so tightly. :noes:

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Originally Posted by manker

The smilies never lie - and in this case are particularly eloquent.

Les and Squeams have been inspecting each other's unmentionables on Skype. Fact.

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Damn I've got to find out what this Skype thing is :dabs:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by manker

The smilies never lie - and in this case are particularly eloquent.

Les and Squeams have been inspecting each other's unmentionables on Skype. Fact.

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I believe Sq has done quite the eloquent job of mentioning her unmentionables lately. In fact, from the sounds of it, there were civil war muskets not packed so tightly. :noes:

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:lol:

I would be a bit worried about that. I mean you've seen how caustic her wit can be.
I'd be banging away and I can just envisage her glancing up from inspecting her nails and saying; 'Oh, you've started then' :pinch: