Damn it, I so wanna have sex with a beautiful woman now

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Originally Posted by manker

It would have to be a girl from here and luckily I know a couple who might just fit the bill.
In fact I'm surprised Squeams hasn't PM'd you solicitous advances already.

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First of all, even if I start chatting with some pretty women on skype, it doesn't mean they will agree to meet me and have sex with me. Secondly, you mentioned Squeams and as far as I know, she doesn't live in the U.S. Doesn't she live in England? I won't fly to England just to meet with her and I doubt she will agree to fly to the U.S. Look, I really want to get laid and I really don't want that person to be a prostitute, so I don't know what I should tell the person who happens to be someone you know and a member of this board, who's also attractive, and who lives not far from me.

Well fuck you if you think Squeams is a prostitute. Second of all, I meant just have a wank while looking at their tits like any normal person does of an evening.

I never said anything insulting about Squeams, and I never called her a prostitute. I am sure she's a great person.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I never said anything insulting about Squeams [] I am sure she's a great person.

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I`ve heard otherwise about her... :fear:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I never said anything insulting about Squeams [] I am sure she's a great person.

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I`ve heard otherwise about her... :fear:

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what have u heard?????

She does horrible things to small furry animals. :yikes:

Oleg, when you come across a pretty girl that is actually agreeing to have sex with you, I want you to know that I paid her to do it. Just for reference.

Dreaming won't get it done son

You live in one of the greatest cities in the world. Find a swingers club. Take a bath, Don't Be Creepy
Walk up to the girl at the bar, sit down order a drink, she has to be smoking hot! Now turn to her and say.....
"Aren't you glad I didn't use a pick up line?" Let's get the hell outta before I change my mind."
Works Almost every time!

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I never said anything insulting about Squeams, and I never called her a prostitute. I am sure she's a great person.

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Dude, they ALWAYS make you pay in some way shape or form. Prostitution is probably the most honest way of looking at it.. :sage:

EDIT: Also, you DID call squeams a prostitute, at least that's how I read it too...

So did you :lol: