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    Disme's Avatar I'm Belgian BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
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    I was just listening to this when I read your post:

    Texas - The Greatest Hits (2004) [FLAC]\Disc 1of2\13 - Prayer For You.flac !!!

    Coincidence ... I don't think so ... I think you're gonna score tonight!
    Disme, the flac audio track you were listening to, it wasn't perchance from pedro's by any chance was it?
    Off course Art, what other l33t tracker would satisfy my FLAC-needs.

    "Wham! - The Best Of Wham! (1997) [FLAC]/10 - Young Guns (Go For It).flac" is playing right now, and soon I'll get to "Last Christmas" ... it's a time for miracles Art, miracles I tell you ...
    Can you feel the LOVE

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    protip; don't wank for three days and even the cleaner starts to look kinda hawt. Wait a week and the 'beautiful' criteria will be much less of a hurdle.
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Life is beyond confusing.
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    We've done this before Oleg, you never took any of my previous advice so I'm no longer going to help you score. At least head out to a strip club once in your life.
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    For those curious, Oleg looks kinda like this, but with a Jewish nose...

    Turkey Vulture,.jpg
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Can't you ring adult services? 1 call away will get you that hawt rooting

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    Oleg, post a real and actual pic of yourself. Post also your preferences for hair colour, age and intellect.
    I'll see if I can hook you up with one of the girls on my Skype list.

    It's not actual sex but in many ways it's better.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Are you being serious? You will really try to hook me up with someone on your skype list if I post my pictures?
    I love FST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Are you being serious? You will really try to hook me up with someone on your skype list if I post my pictures?
    Yeah why not.
    Girls who don't know me as manker on this board are out, obviously, I can't just let you in to my clandestine internets life like that.

    It would have to be a girl from here and luckily I know a couple who might just fit the bill.
    In fact I'm surprised Squeams hasn't PM'd you solicitous advances already.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Are you being serious? You will really try to hook me up with someone on your skype list if I post my pictures?
    Yeah why not.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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