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Pussy. :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
manker,
Your doing well.
You should try stopping smoking now.
My Mam says I'm doing well :snooty:
She also thinks your pretty tho'Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Are you calling my Mam a poof.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fromagepas
No, not at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Please accept my apologies if it came across that way.
I'm sure she's a wonderful person with many great attributes.
Not that her being a poof would make her a bad person.
I knew it would be like law that you'd have to fall for that Mam-rod :happy:
Oh no, silly me. I really believed you thought I had called your Mam a poof and had taken offence at it.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Or is that the rod.
Yup.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fromagepas
Oh, right.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Blast, I wish that had dawned on me at the time.
i love my newports
Only two cigarettes in seven days is quite an achievement.
Time goes really slow for you non-smokers, eh? It seems like I started this thread a month ago :dabs:
Poof. :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
If that's what you think then you'll be surprised to know that I was recently granted Jedi status because of the mind-control involved with not buying a packet of Marlboro at the Spar after fortyleven pints of Tetley Extra Smooth on Saturday evening.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
:smilie4:
No wonder the Jedi council has fallen then. :geek:
Try quitting without smoking one every other and patches and gums and other ghey stuff. :01:
I had to wear a patch yesterday because Crabgirl said I was getting grumpy from nicotine withdrawal after smoking all day on Saturday. But, if you have only smoked two cigarettes in seven days and have been out drinking then that is pretty damned good. Like Steven Gerrard good. :sage:
Heh, heh....withdrawal.
Nobody can be as good as Steven Gerrard. He's not even human and I'm pretty damn sure he isn't really scouse :smilie4:
Ermm ... why :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gurahl
Are you saying that he is like Tarzan, Mowgli or Superman in that he was raised by wild animals but is in fact from superior stock? I agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:lol: :lol: :earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
It hadn't occured but I'm fucking well sticking to it.
Fuck's sake.
I'd more or less forgotten that I'd given up smoking, not posted here with a whinge for a few days.
Patches rawk.
I'm off out to the pub after work today, if I get it organised, to watch Arsenal spawn victory against the gallant Spaniards ... I'll try to go without smoking at all, that's right, even in the pub :smilie4:
:cheers: Puff, betcha:D
Well remembered, I'm sure you've been planning a good night out to watch the game for ages.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I think I may have a wee sherry myself and watch it.
C'Mon the Barca.
The Arsenal fans behind me were right cunts.
I started off not really minding who won but as soon as I heard one of them speak, Barca winning suddenly became important to me.
Didn't smoke all night and refused a few tokes of a spliff :01:
Well done, on all counts.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
w00t you.
All football fans are pissants.
Piss off and die to be honest.
Thanks again.
I don't know why but after breezing through the week, I've found yesterday and today really difficult. I used to stuff half emptypackets of Marlboro in and around my office and sometimes in my house too, in case I ran out. I keep finding them and have to throw them out.
I think they're all done now but that last one (five minutes ago) was really wanting to be smoked. If I hadn't sent Bo all the lighters that were in my office, I might have smoked them :o
:o :o :o
Meh, I think water got under my patch this morning in the shower and washed a lot of the precious nicotine from under it away from my wanton upper-arm. Maybe that's it.
I now haven't smoked at all for seven days and have only had two cigarettes in thirteen days.
:dabs:
I didn't re-read that so if it's gibberish, it's gibberish ... meh.
Why are you working on a Saturday, the banks aren't even open?
Anyway, well done with the fag thing, the hardest bit is over and you now know that you don't need to smoke.
If you feel like one and think meh I'll smoke if I feel like it, just member that manlet will be twice as likely to take it up if you smoke.
You should keep hold of your lighters, Ray Mears said so. They come in handy for all kinds of stuff like making dinner, and stopping bullets from penetrating your heart.
To be honest, I came in to get away from teh missus - who is currently killing me with kindess. Both her and my Mam are forcefeeding me because I casually remarked that the only time where I truly don't want to smoke is when I eat. I'm getting molly-coddled.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chip Monk
Had to turn my phone off too. Women :dry:
Love them really :lookaroun
Ah, you're a half-wit with an eating disorder.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Cross-thread references ftw.
I think I called Darthy a jacko sycophant in about four different threads yesterday.
Well, it was more trolling than anything but I'd had enough of his jibber jabber.
:lol::earl:
"jibber jabber" is a cool phrase, it's one of those things that sounds like the thing it is.
They should make up a word for that, just one word to encompass that whole sentence. That way, people wouldn't have to keep saying 'one of those things that sounds like the thing it is'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chip Monk
What do you think. I reckon it could catch on :naughty:
Nah there's just not the call for it, how often do you hear people say 'one of those things that sounds like the thing it is'?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That's probably an unfair question, you work in a bank in Wales, so you probably hear it quite a lot.
Ignoring that baffling last sentence for a minute (:lol:), What if we extend your definition of this proposed new word to be 'one of those things which suggests, or puts one in mind of, the thing it is'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chip Monk
Surely, people everywhere would be crying out for this.
There's a murmur it could be a buzz word.
Hold on a minute Peter. You could be on to something there.
Zomfg, I've put on a stone already.
According to the missus, that is. I'm a bloke so I don't use weighing scales.