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Skweeky now!! :O
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
Skweeky now!! :O
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Skweeky now!! :O
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
Skweeky now!! :O
Somethings slowing things here
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
Skweeky now!! :O
I'm sorry Nigel, but I've had a fair bit of Scottish in me over the past few years :P
Anyway,
Glasgow is better for shopping than London
Period.
oops, sorry, I stepped in the lady thread...
Just wondering but what exactly is file sharing......does it involve saving money? Because that might be why there are so many Scotch on this board.
I wondered what that smell was.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
Where is this Scotch?
And is it free?:w00t:
Right here in my coffee......ahhhh, sweeeeeet Friday night. I thought you'd never come!
Kelvin the Kunt started a trend I see :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
- although how anybody who wrote "Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster" expects to be taken seriously beats the hell out of me
Eh? Are you speaking Senile Old Geezerish again?
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I take it you didn't see Kelvin McKenzie's anti-Scottish rant on Question Time last night. Actually it was so bizarre I can't find it in me to be offended.
Who is he?
My mocking comes from a good place you know :).
By the way, what's your accent like? In my mind you sound a bit like Mrs Doubtfire.
He was the editor of the Sun hence the Freddie Starr thing. I think he is a professional twat now.
I can't recall Mrs Doubtfire's accent but I find the idea mildly distressing :unsure:
Not strong, mildly teuchtarish with a touch of the far North (our far North) although I am working on my Dr Finlay/Fyfe Robertson accent
What was the gist of his 'point' then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
That was a really good description, and if I had a clue what any of those references meant I'm sure I'd be able to hear you in my head with crystal clarity. You'll have to excuse my ignorance ;). By the way, are you coming to the EE meet in Birmingham?
He was basically saying what a git Brown was and then in a fit of hyperbole said that all Scots liked to spend money but they don't like earning it. Given that spending money makes most Scots feel slightly nauseous and we virtually invented the Protestant work ethic he was clearly talking bowlarks - he got booed down and that was a Southern English audience.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousWhat was the gist of his 'point' then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
That was a really good description, and if I had a clue what any of those references meant I'm sure I'd be able to hear you in my head with crystal clarity. You'll have to excuse my ignorance ;). By the way, are you coming to the EE meet in Birmingham?
Can't make the Birmingham do as work stuff clashes though I am going to look in on the Sunday do as I will be in Glasgow anyhoo taking stuff up to my son's student flat. Are you heading up to Birmingham?
My God....imagine if he was in Scotland when he said it? What am I saying...the gutless little prick wouldn't have said it in Scotland. In my line of work Scots have a reputation for being brilliant engineers, scientists and doctors and having some of the finest universities in the UK.
I'm looking forward to the pics from Sunday......please make sure Biggy's camera goes missing for a few hours at least yeah? I'm going to Birmingham, yes. I'm a bit worried because there will be a pub quiz and I get a little competitive :).
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Good luck with the quiz - they really are into those aren't they? I saw Sally was doing some on line and was tickled by the idea of two hours of questions on the double helix - got PM'd about comparing her to SD :unsure: think I am in the bad books. :dabs:
You're a bad Nog :DQuote:
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Yes, I have. I scoured the net for a while before asking.Quote:
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I don't know the designer, but I would recognize it immediately if I saw a pic. It's a black shirt, with a flames design on the front iirc. Also, on the front it read in bold "Sworn to Rock".
It is getting tight for Hallow'een too.Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaSlayerYes, I have. I scoured the net for a while before asking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I don't know the designer, but I would recognize it immediately if I saw a pic. It's a black shirt, with a flames design on the front iirc. Also, on the front it read in bold "Sworn to Rock".
Hmmm, it's toughie alright. Where did you see it? I'm trying to think of the sort of outlet that would sell it.Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaSlayer
You could always have a company do a mock-up of it if you can't find it. Cafepress.com allow you to download a graphic and have it transferred onto a T-shirt.
I saw it displayed on the torso of a trendy portuguese fella named "pedro" while partying in vegas. We were staying at the same hostel, so not like a mate but not a stranger either. I tried to buy it, unsucessfully, then asked how he got it. He did tell me the designer but it was no one familiar to me, but that's natural I don't live in London.
Ah! Well, London is a pretty large and diverse city, and I am deeply unfashionable so I'm struggling to help you with this one. Sorry! :)
That sounds very similar to a situation I had. Only the old-ass nurse was dabbing KY Jelly on her gloved hand and loudly proclaimed, "Now this is just to make the penetration process a little smoother. It's kinda like when you get wet. Do you ever get wet?"
:sick:
This thread delivers.
those r way better than my prostate exam story.
I'm starting to feel grateful my nurse sticks to talking about the weather.
bout the T-shirt....Paul Smith did quite a few flame shirts a while back...ring any bells?
how much does it cost to take your smear test?
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no, but thx for the suggestion, I'll have a proper look when I'm able to log on again later.
S'free innit.Quote:
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Were you actually under the impression that any of us would pay to have this done? :huh:
i suppose so :idunno:
So...
you would pay for having an anal probe shoved up your arse, would you?
In fact... don't answer that
You probably do, on a regular basis
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Were you actually under the impression that any of us would pay to have this done? :huh:
Maybe he meant 'how much would you charge me to let me take the test for you'? I hear some 'straight' men like that sort of thing :mellow:.
Took me five days to figure out that ya'll were talking about a pap smear.
Ew. I just learned what that was. Ew.
I'm outta this thread.
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Ew.