one thing that helped me, was to stay away from the computer and not think about such things :P even when i got the urges i quickly found something else to do :D
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one thing that helped me, was to stay away from the computer and not think about such things :P even when i got the urges i quickly found something else to do :D
if god didnt want us to masterbate he would of gave us opposible thumbs lol wwjd?
This is simple.
Resist by getting some head or getting laid.
Do that enough and there'll be no need to do such things to yourself.
That's mad talk. Ask my wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by lostdemon
-bd
Optional Alternative.
Imagine what you could have done with all the energy.
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Zed, that's sacrificing masculinity for mass.
Is that even real?
His testicles must be like peas.
hit yourself in the balls really hard everytime you think about touching yourself. i haven't tried it myself but i guess it might work. :whistling
no more resistance, if you dont turbate you will get teh bad prostrate cancer
you must not be married w/children....i remember those dayQuote:
Originally Posted by lostdemon
but things have been looking up this week i must admit
Cover your hands with sandpaper. :smilie4:
Idle Hands are the Devil's Playground.
Scorpions in your underpants.
keeps the doctor away
keeps pretty much everything away
'cepting meerkats prolly
I met a meerkat. Scared the crap out of me. True story.
Bus or social event?Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
I was in South Africa. A place called warmbaths or something else. It came out of a bush at me at about 2 .a.m. in the dark. :fear:
watch schindlers list
Unless...you're a Nazi.Quote:
Originally Posted by ericab
-bd
Watch my foreskin.Quote:
Originally Posted by ericab
simple answer: you don't
and then u go blind oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
its ectoplasm