I don't know how to get an attractive woman (or any living thing)

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

So, to summarize: Wear really bright clothes, hang out in malls and schools while dancing and showing off your genitals. I give you millions of years of successful mating techniques in an easy-to-remember format, but do not spread it around- the more people who know this, the fewer females there will be to go around...

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You want him to be a weird-ass flasher :blink:

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Originally Posted by anon-sbi

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

So, to summarize: Wear really bright clothes, hang out in malls and schools while dancing and showing off your genitals. I give you millions of years of successful mating techniques in an easy-to-remember format, but do not spread it around- the more people who know this, the fewer females there will be to go around...

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You want him to be a weird-ass flasher :blink:

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You've got to teach to the level of the audience. :P

on a serious note, get the audiobook 'how to make women laugh' because even if your poor ugly and fat laughing girls will give it up