Could you define this for me. I tried to look it up in the dictionary without success. I'm sure I would understand the rest of your post if you enlightened me.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
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Could you define this for me. I tried to look it up in the dictionary without success. I'm sure I would understand the rest of your post if you enlightened me.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Unless, of course, and I'm being the devil's apologist here, you think that trying (and failing) to be a cunt to cunts makes you a good person.
You're somewhat deluded on that score, sunshine.
While we're taking everything very seriously, I'd just like to point out that anyone who refuses to let his partner in his shed/games room/wank den/man creche, probably doesn't possess the social skills to spend an evening in a bar in mixed company, and neither should he attempt it. I will go on my own with my bitches thank you very much.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou're right about that, as if we'd let you follow us all the way to the bar. Are there any other bar joke setups you'd like to refute, perhaps the one with the alcoholic grasshopper?Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Energetic apathy notwithstanding, you're still not having a go at my shed/bunker/silage unit.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousWhile we're taking everything very seriously, I'd just like to point out that anyone who refuses to let his partner in his shed/games room/wank den/man creche, probably doesn't possess the social skills to spend an evening in a bar in mixed company, and neither should he attempt it. I will go on my own with my bitches thank you very much.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Oh! Fucks noes... the chief spastic thinks badly of me.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I wouldn't be so sure if I were you, seriously I've seen your posts and I wouldn't hold out much hope of you understanding fuck all.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I don't think of you much. When I do it's more an amalgam of sympathy and exasperation.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahOh! Fucks noes... the chief spastic thinks badly of me.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Then I say stuff. Then you say stuff back which facilitates my win. You're your own worst enema.
Why are you replying to me with this? I decided not to go with being a shed owner for the purposes of this thread. The most you could take away is that I'm hiding out or breaking into other people's sheds. The reality is I live in a 1 bedroom condo, and when I move out of the country, I'm murdering 5 people.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousWhile we're taking everything very seriously, I'd just like to point out that anyone who refuses to let his partner in his shed/games room/wank den/man creche, probably doesn't possess the social skills to spend an evening in a bar in mixed company, and neither should he attempt it. I will go on my own with my bitches thank you very much.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
On another note, I'm a very friendly drunk. I've excused more stupidity and horrendous personality traits on a drunken night than my cumulative adult summation of tolerance. I've even wrapped my arm around the guy hitting on my girlfriend (at the time). The place to avoid having me in mixed company is ANYWHERE else besides the bar, including my own home. Did you take me for a mean drunk or something?
I believe that bit is true... it must be, after all who would know more about enemas than an arsehole.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I've never really tried to understand fuck all. I always found fuck all to be too vague a concept to bother with.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
I was baiting you into an easy trap anyway. If you walked into it, I'm not sure if I would have lacked enough self-respect to finish it.
That's not very nice, mate. What did I ever do to you?Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahI believe that bit is true... it must be, after all who would know more about enemas than an arsehole.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
From what I've read on here, I can't imagine you having any self respect to start with.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Don't go taking it personally chavis, it's just words on a meaningless messageboard.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Sorry about your limited imagination.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Words are all we have, and when you choose to employ them like this, it hurts me. It hurts me deep inside.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahDon't go taking it personally chavis, it's just words on a meaningless messageboard.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
You have destroyed my innocence. All men are cunts now.
FFS!1 It's bad enough that I've started to believe there's hope for manker, don't you start. I'm not sure I can accept a world in which chavis is saveable too.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
If saved means being like you, then I'm afraid I'll have to opt for damnation every sinkle time.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahFFS!1 It's bad enough that I've started to believe there's hope for manker, don't you start. I'm not sure I can accept a world in which chavis is saveable too.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Saved isn't being like me.
Sorry. I was confusing saved with spastic.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Silly me.
You can't have 'sole survivors'.Quote:
Originally Posted by trevor
In the context of christianity, it's pretty much the same thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisSorry. I was confusing saved with spastic.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Silly me.
Lets try not to repeat the same old gags over and over again shall we, it'll get boring for the audience. We just did that one with the enemas and arsehole sketch.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Saved is a state whereby you recognise that the world is primarily occupied by cunts (both men and women) and are happy to acknowledge that to be the case, whilst still retaining the ability within yourself to give a fuck about one or two of those occupants. See that's why I fail, cause I don't give a fuck about any of them anymore.
I am. I'm going to sneak in there when you're out and move things about.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Just like I don't tend to go out drinking with people who practice gender apartheid, I also pretty much avoid anyone who has to be drunk to put up with me. It's important to have standards even in hypothetical situations.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Also, I don't know if you're aware of this, but the more you talk to me the more you sound like Oleg. I'm finding it hilarious :happy:.
:glag: <-------- First time I have used this. I'd say, "knocked it out of the park", but the ball has yet to touch earth. May never happen...Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Absolutely, he definitively proved with that statement that all men are cunts beyond any doubt. Maybe that's not the earth you thought it would be landing on though.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
You just fail to see the perfect parody he created of everything you have ever posted.
That ball will only touch ground when you stop being such a pathetic, one-note, sad song. I don't see it happening.
No I didn't fail to see it at all, but I'm intelligent enough to understand that creating a parody of "all men are cunts" whilst behaving like a cunt doesn't work. He proved and thus nullified his own parody.
EDIT: Let try an example and see if you can't understand it when I explain it too you.
EDIT: Lets say Nick Griffin parodied that racist men thought all black men should be deported... do you think that would be funny?
Tell me are we going to have to continue to explain things to you like we do to a four year old child?
1. I didn't know who Nick Griffin was, so thanks for that. I found this video while searching his name:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEAdL...p;noredirect=1
2. It is probably a little too deep to be discussing racism, and deportation with a four year old. Please just return him/her back to the parents unharmed. :mellow:
3. :blink:
You know, you used to be nice to me before. We would be able to talk about things like the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath. I was going to let you be the first ladyboy to put it in me, but then you go and say stupid shit sometimes. It makes me so fucking mad I want to hurt you. Why did you change all of a sudden and call me autistic. I'm not autistic I went to the doctor and he said I didn't have any of the 3 forms of autism. I looked up autism and it says it's a disorder of neural development characterized by impaired social interaction and communication with restricted and repetitive behavior. How is me wanting to have sex with a ladyboy in a shed repetitive behavior? You make no sense sometimes and I want to fucking kill you. I just want it to be like before when we could talk about things and you wouldn't say stupid shit like that sometimes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
That was a decent read this sunny morn :D
Honourable mention to Mary for overcoming the double handicap of being an American autistic and seeing straight thro' the irony in my nerdy I'm not a nerd set-up.
I think we should cwtch now in celebration of your progress.
I think squeamish was going for the same thing, but with more subtlety. May have been too subtle as no one seemed to acknowledge it.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Mais oui. She was the straight man. Deftly squaring it for me to swell the onion-bag.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI think squeamish was going for the same thing, but with more subtlety. May have been too subtle as no one seemed to acknowledge it.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
As it were.
If you get that within 30 seconds, I'm going to declare you fixed.
Nope, you lost me at onion-bag, and stop trying to fix me.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Suddenly I'm re-running that scene from Gavin and Stacey, in my head
I can't remember what I said or what you said, or what's going on, but I'm definitely well pleased to be called 'subtle' because it makes me sound a bit intellectual :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyNope, you lost me at onion-bag, and stop trying to fix me.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerMais oui. She was the straight man. Deftly squaring it for me to swell the onion-bag.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
As it were.
If you get that within 30 seconds, I'm going to declare you fixed.
I don't really know what 'onion bag' is pertaining to though Manky, and in any case I'm not sure I want to be responsible for paving its way.
In this case, truth is remarkably more mundane than whatever you guise decided in your respective minds' eye that I meant.
Moving on suits me like a pink t-shirt with a designer motif :lookaroun