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Originally Posted by neotheone

lol , see you know what pisses me off today like an hour ago shez like to me do u wanna have sex lol , then like 10 min later shez like but we wont be able to cause we wont last long , adib ( her ex) will win my heart evenltly and she starts to laugh like mad
WTF DOES THIS GIRL WANT

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A slap and show her the feckin door ;)

well gotta a message from my girls closet freinds well i wrote :
>Joking wut do u mean joking , she full said infron of me that she
>still loves adib. NOW wtf am i suppose to do i love her 2 much so
>icant dump her , like wtf you know how stupid i felt when she told
>me that i feel like its my fault for lovign her and comming into her
>life and runing there relationship,like i talked to that adib kid
>and hez like i ruind a 12 1/2 year old realtionship like seriouly i
>have no clue on wtf to do , man i thought this whole soap opera crap
>was over but its still going on , shit
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i under stand i waz taking to her on the phone she told me on friday she wants to go out wit u for lunch. and she told me not to bring stephen wit u lolzz, are brain. she wants any body else expect them. Yo she has fellingz for u and adib. ANYWAYZ THIZ SOAP OPERA WILL CONTITUE FOREVER SO DONT WORRIE SEND ME THE POEM PLZZ I WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN UR GYAL TOLD ME TAT SHE'S STILL CONFUSED SO BE HAPPY THE DECISION WILL COME ON UR SIDE. DONT BE HEART BROKEN

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Originally Posted by neotheone

well gotta a message from my girls closet freinds well i wrote :
>Joking wut do u mean joking , she full said infron of me that she
>still loves adib. NOW wtf am i suppose to do i love her 2 much so
>icant dump her , like wtf you know how stupid i felt when she told
>me that i feel like its my fault for lovign her and comming into her
>life and runing there relationship,like i talked to that adib kid
>and hez like i ruind a 12 1/2 year old realtionship like seriouly i
>have no clue on wtf to do , man i thought this whole soap opera crap
>was over but its still going on , shit
>


and she replied
i under stand i waz taking to her on the phone she told me on friday she wants to go out wit u for lunch. and she told me not to bring stephen wit u lolzz, are brain. she wants any body else expect them. Yo she has fellingz for u and adib. ANYWAYZ THIZ SOAP OPERA WILL CONTITUE FOREVER SO DONT WORRIE SEND ME THE POEM PLZZ I WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN UR GYAL TOLD ME TAT SHE'S STILL CONFUSED SO BE HAPPY THE DECISION WILL COME ON UR SIDE. DONT BE HEART BROKEN

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You should get with her closet (:unsure:) friend.

You seem to speak the same language.

did she get my poem?

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by neotheone

well gotta a message from my girls closet freinds well i wrote :
>Joking wut do u mean joking , she full said infron of me that she
>still loves adib. NOW wtf am i suppose to do i love her 2 much so
>icant dump her , like wtf you know how stupid i felt when she told
>me that i feel like its my fault for lovign her and comming into her
>life and runing there relationship,like i talked to that adib kid
>and hez like i ruind a 12 1/2 year old realtionship like seriouly i
>have no clue on wtf to do , man i thought this whole soap opera crap
>was over but its still going on , shit
>


and she replied
i under stand i waz taking to her on the phone she told me on friday she wants to go out wit u for lunch. and she told me not to bring stephen wit u lolzz, are brain. she wants any body else expect them. Yo she has fellingz for u and adib. ANYWAYZ THIZ SOAP OPERA WILL CONTITUE FOREVER SO DONT WORRIE SEND ME THE POEM PLZZ I WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN UR GYAL TOLD ME TAT SHE'S STILL CONFUSED SO BE HAPPY THE DECISION WILL COME ON UR SIDE. DONT BE HEART BROKEN

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You should get with her closet (:unsure:) friend.

You seem to speak the same language.

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What language is that? I can see a smattering of what looks like English but the rest makes no sense.

i'd also like to help but i got bored translating after 3 lines, i'm not 1337 enough

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Originally Posted by neotheone

yea if shez playing me she wouldnt let me kiss her and stuff would she?

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Of course she would.....she has to keep a hook on you, keep you thinking there is a chance...why have one guy hanging around like a starving puppy when you can have 2?

Do you honestly think that women can't separate the physical from the emotional? ha ha ha.....of course they can. Do not be fooled....dump the bitch and go with her best mate...she aint all that or she would not be messing you about.

Ultimatum time...if you really want to keep it going, make sure its not on false pretences, give her the option you or him...simple.

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

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Originally Posted by manker

You should get with her closet (:unsure:) friend.

You seem to speak the same language.

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What language is that? I can see a smattering of what looks like English but the rest makes no sense.

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I think it's encrypted and we'll need a 128 bit AOL pass-key to unscramble.

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Originally Posted by neotheone

well gotta a message from my girls closet freinds well i wrote :
>Joking wut do u mean joking , she full said infron of me that she
>still loves adib. NOW wtf am i suppose to do i love her 2 much so
>icant


blah blah incoherant blah

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have you considered investing in a keyboard where all the keys work? :huh:

you must be a right nightmare to play scrabble with :unsure:

oh and tell your girlfriend keeping people in cupboards or suchlike is against the law :ermm:

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

did she get my poem?

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yes and she said she loved it lol

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Originally Posted by neotheone

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

did she get my poem?

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yes and she said she loved it lol

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What about my well thought out arse poem?

i rule :happy:

This is my poem
I wrote it for you just now
It is really good

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This is my poem
I wrote it for you just now
I mean every word

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Originally Posted by SnnY

This is my poem
I wrote it for you just now
It is really good

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This is my poem
I wrote it for you just now
I mean every word

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.....which explains why SnnY is single :P

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Originally Posted by SnnY

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.....and has big biceps :P :ermm:

:Yzh:

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Originally Posted by SnnY

:Yzh:

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..and...

oh feck it :rolleyes:

SnnY when you gonna get your slsk fixed? :dry:

I dunno', I'm not even sure what's causing the problems.

I think XP has gone a wee bit mad.

I discovered it had added another network connection and enabled the firewall on that one, and now sygate keeps setting that one as default and for some reason, when it does, it blocks my router, which is why slsk is cawked, and sygate does it despite it not being there any more, no fooking idea how that happened, it's been messing with audioscrobbler too, I think.

Oddly enough everything else is working incredibly well, so I dunno' if I dare make any changes :lol:

Not even on xp now though, so I don't have any p2p proggies to play around with, as this is my gaming os.

Just ordered a new chassis cover for my computer btw :01:

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Originally Posted by SnnY

...snny said stuff..

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:huh: oh...ok

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Originally Posted by SnnY

Just ordered a new chassis cover for my computer btw :01:

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good stuff, how's the new setup gfx fans etc? btw check yoour gmail :)

It's not cool enough, which is why the new cover http://www.frozencpu.com/win-112.html will come in handy.

I'll need to think up a good way to paint it though, 'cos I'm no fan of the clear plastic look.

I'm thinking it might look cool if I paint it from the inside.

I did check my gmail, and I'm going to register there, I think you've given me that link before, or maybe it was cheebus, but I'd lost it, so good stuff.

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Originally Posted by SnnY

It's not cool enough, which is why the new cover http://www.frozencpu.com/win-112.html will come in handy.

I'll need to think up a good way to paint it though, 'cos I'm no fan of the clear plastic look.

I'm thinking it might look cool if I paint it from the inside.

I did check my gmail, and I'm going to register there, I think you've given me that link before, or maybe it was cheebus, but I'd lost it, so good stuff.

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good good, btw i missed a bit how is the essay going? :)

check for Kent think your wee bruv might be happy ;) oh and do it now it's almost full :unsure:

The essay is written, though I dunno' about the grading, or how much I will have to change :unsure:

I gave him the adress as well, btw.

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Originally Posted by SnnY

The essay is written, though I dunno' about the grading, or how much I will have to change :unsure:

I gave him the address as well, btw.

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cool...btw more mail is whisking your way i need your 'expert' opinion if you please :P

Well i gave her the ultimatium and started to show intrest in one of her freinds and guess what ?? GO DOWN TO READ WHAT HAPPED :








































































































































-------------Well She came running after me ( figure of speech) and she left the other guy --------------

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Originally Posted by neotheone

Well i gave her the ultimatium and started to show intrest in one of her freinds and guess what ?? GO DOWN TO READ WHAT HAPPED :

-------------Well She came running after me ( figure of speech) and she left the other guy --------------

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Nice one, you seem to have used the 'don't treat me like a muppet' tactic, and its worked out in your favour. :)

Its all down to respect.

Good for you ! Just treat her right and remember respect has to be both ways. The old girl friend trick works every time .

thanx for all the advices people really helped

This is the saddest thing ive heard to date. Trying to win a chick over with poems. You know your just wasting your time. Just get the action.

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Originally Posted by Linkin Park

This is the saddest thing ive heard to date. Trying to win a chick over with poems. You know your just wasting your time. Just get the action.

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see mofos. this is why you don't have a girlfriend :P

Neo, I know I'm a wee bit late on this post...But here are some poems to charm ur gf.... :D

Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life more
than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey,
these just won't do.
Cause yo're too special,
you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds...
it's a new troll'n motor!!

did you try google? i suck with poems too. hope you get her back. heres one from some siite:
Your soul is like the vastest sea
And mine a darting fish:
I lose myself within your love;
I live within your heart.

I breathe your love: it is my air,
My element, my world.
I know no other ambiance;
I have no other dream.

I know there is outside your love
A world of rocks and sand;
And I could live there, too, but oh!
How poor and thin each breath!

How rich my world, how beautiful,
Alive within your love,
Each moment filled with dancing light
Refracted through your eyes!
by:Awodiya Oluwadamilare