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    Okay so my girls Ex has been trying to win her over using alot of peoms and i think its starting to work o her and i dont want to lose her , and well i really suck at making up poems so i need all your help please im begging you gimme some really really sweet poems so i can proboly win her back

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    letter bomb filled with razorblades should do the trick

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    LMFAO i dont want to hurt her just win her heart through poems

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    There once was a girl from Nantucket.
    Whose twat was as wide as a bucket.
    Neo stuck in his head.
    He was sure he was dead.
    Til she screamed, that's not how you fuck it.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by neotheone
    LMFAO i dont want to hurt her just win her heart through poems

    Send the letter bomb to the ex. Better yet beat him up with a big book of poems, they're teh heavy.

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    yeah, he won't be writing any poems with no fingers. he'll probably be blind and disfigured too

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    Quote Originally Posted by GepperRankins
    yeah, he won't be writing any poems with no fingers. he'll probably be blind and disfigured too

    He'll probably become a better poet if you do that. Pope (disfigured), Milton (blind)...can't think of any fingerless poets.
    Last edited by MCHeshPants420; 05-24-2005 at 01:07 AM.

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    Mr. Neo, you have so many girl problems, I think maybe you are also in denial.



    Have we introduced you to Mr. Dave?
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    hi

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    Quote Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
    Quote Originally Posted by GepperRankins
    yeah, he won't be writing any poems with no fingers. he'll probably be blind and disfigured too

    He'll probably become a better poet if you do that. Pope (disfigured), Milton (blind)...can't think of any fingerless poets.
    My Mam buys Xmas cards and the artwork is done by people that paint with their feet. Maybe they write the verses too.

    I can find out.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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