Ouch!

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Originally Posted by Biggles

I recall taking the ex Mrs Biggles up the Orkneys

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oohh err les [/graham norton]

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

There's also something about being allowed to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow un a Monday night somewhere in England :lol:

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it's actually a scottish law hen. in berwick at the stroke of midnight any scotsman is allowed to shoot an englishman who is crossing the border.

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Originally Posted by callum

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

5 degrees? Don't test the water first anyway? Stick a toe in, ffs.

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Or she could just stick to waterparks, that's what i'd do .

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:happy:

I

Love

Water

Parks

:snooty:

Yea I know how that feels. I live next to a beach. You don't just jump right into the water, you have to check the temperature with your hands or feet.

or cawk

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Originally Posted by CELEBS

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

There's also something about being allowed to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow un a Monday night somewhere in England :lol:

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it's actually a scottish law hen. in berwick at the stroke of midnight any scotsman is allowed to shoot an englishman who is crossing the border.

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I was drunk and stoned. You can't get me on a technicality like that :lol:

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Originally Posted by CableMan391

Yea I know how that feels. I live next to a beach. You don't just jump right into the water, you have to check the temperature with your hands or feet.

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bawlcawks, dive in head first like a man:snooty:

I agrees