A Tale of a Bird, Lesbians, Pussy and my Back Window - Pics included!

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by manker

Shortly put - I agree with you.

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oh for cawks sake, what am i going to do now.

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Might as well shut the forum down, flowe :dabs:

indeed, if the right thinking element like ourselves start to go about agreeing with one and other what's the point like.

i feel a little tier in me eye

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Originally Posted by manker

I reckon Nikki would know - not that she's a lesbian, it just seems like something she would know about.




Edit: I don't mean that she comes across as a woman who would get a lot of thrush infections either, I'm sure she is fastidiously clean in that area :ermm:

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LMAO - I don't honestly think it makes a difference lesbian or straight. The things that cause them would still be the same. They're typically caused by dampness like sweating, staying in a wet bathing suit, staying too long in the tub. Strangely enough, using feminine sprays and washes makes them worse, because they kill any of the body's natural bacteria that fight infection. I guess a straight woman is slightly more likely to get one, given the increased amount of fluid from sexual intercourse, but that's saying that she doesn't clean up afterwards.

I just know Skweeky is gonna say something about me and yeast infections again. :ph34r:

Hmm, interesting. So is a quick once over with a wet-wipe considered cleaning up cos I've never noticed any woman do more than that.

Then again, what do I know. There's often a dash to the bathroom and I don't really know what my main woman gets up to in there -- plus I'm normally asleep by the time she gets back.

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Originally Posted by manker

Hmm, interesting. So is a quick once over with a wet-wipe considered cleaning up cos I've never noticed any woman do more than that.

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Whilst for guys a quick wipe on the curtains is more than enough cleanage.

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Originally Posted by NikkiD

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Originally Posted by manker

I reckon Nikki would know - not that she's a lesbian, it just seems like something she would know about.




Edit: I don't mean that she comes across as a woman who would get a lot of thrush infections either, I'm sure she is fastidiously clean in that area :ermm:

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LMAO - I don't honestly think it makes a difference lesbian or straight. The things that cause them would still be the same. They're typically caused by dampness like sweating, staying in a wet bathing suit, staying too long in the tub. Strangely enough, using feminine sprays and washes makes them worse, because they kill any of the body's natural bacteria that fight infection. I guess a straight woman is slightly more likely to get one, given the increased amount of fluid from sexual intercourse, but that's saying that she doesn't clean up afterwards.

I just know Skweeky is gonna say something about me and yeast infections again. :ph34r:

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A promising thread gone cawk-eyed.

Oh, gall...bitter, bitter wormwood. :(

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by manker

Hmm, interesting. So is a quick once over with a wet-wipe considered cleaning up cos I've never noticed any woman do more than that.

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Whilst for guys a quick wipe on the curtains is more than enough cleanage.

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You posh Scotch :no2:

If you do that, more often than not you won't get the comedy double stream when going for a pish in the morning.

I furst heard that as "twinjet" and thought the comedyist meant a small twinge. I couldn't understand why your am pish being a wee bit sore was funny.

It then occured that he (Frank Skinner if memory serves) meant a twin-jet. I laughed, more at me being dense, than the observation itself.

True story

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Originally Posted by manker

...There's often a dash to the bathroom and I don't really know what my main woman gets up to in there -- plus I'm normally asleep by the time she gets back.

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She's probably doing the laundry to get the blood off the green towels.

:shuriken:

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Originally Posted by manker

Hmm, interesting. So is a quick once over with a wet-wipe considered cleaning up cos I've never noticed any woman do more than that.

Then again, what do I know. There's often a dash to the bathroom and I don't really know what my main woman gets up to in there -- plus I'm normally asleep by the time she gets back.

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Wanking :naughty: