Seriously... How do you do it

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Originally Posted by Seedler

So I've had a GF for the past 3 months.

I've gotten 1st base in the first week

Hit 2nd in about a month

and reached half of 3rd base (only giving) towards the end of the 2nd month.

Now, I know for a fact she really enjoys receiving it, but for some reason she thinks giving it is gross and absolutely refuses to give it back.

So oviousment I'm pretty bummed and frustrated, as I go home with a massive stiffies having to take care of them myself.

What the fuck do I do to get full 3rd base or maybe even hit 4th

Besides raping her, oviousment:dabs:

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69?

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Originally Posted by callum

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

:o

I'm not slagging all 'nads.
That dawg from Due South and our Rossco both rawk.

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They don't count, I think rossco's mum is from glasgow...

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:O stalker

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Originally Posted by 100%

Wtf are all these bases?
1st = kissing?
2nd = touching boobies?
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1st= snogging
2nd= booties
3rd= oral (give/receive, hence only half of 3rd)
4th= vaginal
5th= erm...anal?
6th= gang?
7th= ???

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

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Originally Posted by Seedler

No, she's azn... one of those goodie good gone bad ones...

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There's your problem.

See, if she were RC, she'd be riding you like a cowgirl, giving you all the oral you can handle, and shagging you in the most inappropriate places imaginable :P


We're all the same :naughty:

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What's RC?:huh:

I apologize for my noobcakeness.

And erm, I'm pretty sure she's a big virg too, I've done my background hwk check n stuff:S

But that just adds to the problem:frusty:

take her to 5th base, then all other bases are 0wn3d.

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Originally Posted by Seedler

So I've had a GF for the past 3 months.

I've gotten 1st base in the first week

Hit 2nd in about a month

and reached half of 3rd base (only giving) towards the end of the 2nd month.

Now, I know for a fact she really enjoys receiving it, but for some reason she thinks giving it is gross and absolutely refuses to give it back.

So oviousment I'm pretty bummed and frustrated, as I go home with a massive stiffies having to take care of them myself.

What the fuck do I do to get full 3rd base or maybe even hit 4th

Besides raping her, oviousment:dabs:

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Wash.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by Seedler

So I've had a GF for the past 3 months.

I've gotten 1st base in the first week

Hit 2nd in about a month

and reached half of 3rd base (only giving) towards the end of the 2nd month.

Now, I know for a fact she really enjoys receiving it, but for some reason she thinks giving it is gross and absolutely refuses to give it back.

So oviousment I'm pretty bummed and frustrated, as I go home with a massive stiffies having to take care of them myself.

What the fuck do I do to get full 3rd base or maybe even hit 4th

Besides raping her, oviousment:dabs:

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Wash your nuts.

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fixed

There would only be three reasons why she wouldn't suck your little pecker.
1. She might not know what she is doing so is underconfident.
2. You have poor personal hygiene as per above posts. Sucking you off would be like ringing out a hookers three-week old vadge-flannel into her mouth and she'd rather not thanks
3. She's just not that into you.

2nd= booties <---what does that mean in english?

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Originally Posted by Seedler

1st= snogging
2nd= booties
3rd= oral (give/receive, hence only half of 3rd)
4th= vaginal
5th= erm...anal?
6th= gang?
7th= ???

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Your problems may be rooted in the fact that you are a total fucking idiot.

Not just about this btw, life in general.

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Originally Posted by Alien5

2nd= booties <---what does that mean in english?

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The lady doth obviously have some Pirates Treasure secreted somewhere about her person. :mellow: