What it's like to be a man...

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Omg...I had one like that once! Did you cum in your sleep?

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I have that dream sometimes! It's bloody great. :happy:

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Do you sometimes get the orgasm bit on a loop? It's annoying when you get the preamble on a loop and then wake up :pinch:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I wonder if men ever dream they have a vagina? :huh:

Mulder?

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i dream i have one sitting on my face, is that the same thing? :unsure:

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That's ghost rape. My dad had that once....it tried to put its ghostly appendage in his bottom. I think he was dreaming :rolleyes:.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

My OH has gone away, so I have no-one to look after. As such I haven't had a square meal for 3 days, am slightly pissed and today caught myself eating porridge out of the pan to 'save on washing up', while blowing all my cash on internet shopping and searching Youporn.

If there's much more to it than that I'd like to hear it :snooty:

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Only slightly pissed ? Amateur :P

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I wonder if men ever dream they have a vagina? :huh:

Mulder?

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i dream i have one sitting on my face, is that the same thing? :unsure:

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Close enough I think.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I wonder if men ever dream they have a vagina? :huh:

Mulder?

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I dream that I have big bouncy girl breast - every night. :yup:
That would be the most awesome thing ever.

-bd

taking off your shirt in public getting attention for a quarter of a second and then people thinking whatever, not having to give a ... if you wore the same outfit good god twice in the same week. Being a guy and an awesome guy in that ftw!

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I wonder if men ever dream they have a vagina? :huh:

Mulder?

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I dream that I have big bouncy girl breast - every night. :yup:
That would be the most awesome thing ever.

-bd

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Makes a change from turkey schnitzel I suppose :happy:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

My OH has gone away, so I have no-one to look after. As such I haven't had a square meal for 3 days, am slightly pissed and today caught myself eating porridge out of the pan to 'save on washing up', while blowing all my cash on internet shopping and searching Youporn.

If there's much more to it than that I'd like to hear it :snooty:

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It's irresponsible to leave a woman to cope on her own.

What if you'd needed to open a jar in an emergency, or if a spider had invaded your bathroom. :fear:

You'd have had to get AllenS to come round or something. :pinch:

Actually, Benchez would probably be a surer bet :dry:

I am an expert at opening jars. :eyebrows:

Spiders tho'. :fear: Get the fuck out of here.