Shorter and fatter

I did that fucking test AllenS posted again.

http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/magazine...bmi/index.aspx

Still fat. :dry:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

:fear:

blood transfusion? stitches?

Well... they say that women with big feet have easier labours because of the size of their pelvis. I hope this is true cause I'm an 8.5. :lol:

The other day the husband decided it would be a good idea to offer someone to come and watch the birth.

I mean, what the fuck??? :o

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

To clarify; I told both of them to get the fuck and go and get a national geographic video if they wanted to see people giving birth.

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I don't know what 8.5 means, but the missus says she's confident of popping one out with aplomb.

No wai am I going to watch, although I may hold her hand and stay at the head end. (My missus' head obviousment).

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Originally Posted by benchez

I don't know what 8.5 means,

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The size of her feets. Have you read her post at all.

I was there when all of mine were born.

Wouldn't have missed it.

Though I do still have a scar on the back of my hand.

True story.

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

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Originally Posted by benchez

I don't know what 8.5 means,

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The size of her feets. Have you read her post at all.

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I wasn't sure if she meant feet or pelvis. :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

I was there when all of mine were born.

Wouldn't have missed it.

Though I do still have a scar on the back of my hand.

True story.

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Did you actually watch the miracle or stay at the head end of the bed. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by benchez

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

I was there when all of mine were born.

Wouldn't have missed it.

Though I do still have a scar on the back of my hand.

True story.

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Did you actually watch the miracle or stay at the head end of the bed. :unsure:

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Bit of both, stayed at Mrs JP's side, but also kept an eye on the business end, sort of leant over to look. I famously said at one point "It's got a head" she replied, somewhat tersely I though, "That's fucking all right then, idiot". I also had a look at the placenta chap to make sure that it looked nice and healthy. Just a swatch like, not a full examination. Watched the apgar tests being done and all that.

I was holding No1 son when he opened his eyes the first time as the medical coves had Mrs JP otherwise occupied.

I was present for 3 C-Sections, like.

Unpleasant yet fantastic at the same time. The smell was wot done me in mostly.

Nothing romantic about a woman's innards being surgically displayed to you...3 times.

Still, I was there.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

I famously said at one point "It's got a head" she replied, somewhat tersely I though, "That's fucking all right then, idiot".

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:lol::earl:

mrs jp sounds orsum to the max.

I used to be 5'10".
Now I'm 5'9".
Both official measurements.

True story.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Midgets are correctly proportioned.
Tiny perfect people.

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Midget gems?