Oh jesus, I'm not inflicting the wreckage which is me upon the world. I am an utter state and I have I am a Lez written on my arm by a smartass 11 year old, bruises on my legs from pushing stuck cars out of a muddy field, and red red eyes.
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Oh jesus, I'm not inflicting the wreckage which is me upon the world. I am an utter state and I have I am a Lez written on my arm by a smartass 11 year old, bruises on my legs from pushing stuck cars out of a muddy field, and red red eyes.
Awwww come on! Show us :lol:
Was the Lez moniker because you pushed more cars than any of the fellas? :pinch:
no it was because i wrote twit all over the 11 year old.
He had to take it one step further didn't he.
slap him them or poke him in the eyes:D
You should have taken his virginity. That woulda learned him :fist:.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Ewww... he was being a cheeky little sod so me and his dad chased him round the field, pinned him down and wrote all over him.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousYou should have taken his virginity. That woulda learned him :fist:.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Sounds like sexy time to me :smilie4:
frankly i dont think he suffered enough. more action needs to be taken
How much action? :unsure: