Christmas List

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someone trying to steal my thunder?

:-"

Dear Santa:

1: Please stop kissing my mummy whenever daddys not around.
2: Can i sit on your knee again like i did in that shop and you made me feel all warm.
3: I havnt told mummy yet i promise.
4: Dont forget the new bike you promised me in exchange for playing dumb.

uh well that new bike isn't actually new the kid i stole it from used it a couple times and well santa isn't the only one who kisses ur mom when ur dads not around since she is a ho ho ho
oh yea kid that wasn't me in that shop it was father johnson haha


-santa :santa:

oi Santa what's this I hear about the working conditions for your little "helpers" and the fact that they don't get minimum wage...sort it out.

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Originally posted by Withcheese@13 November 2003 - 16:32
oi Santa what's this I hear about the working conditions for your little "helpers" and the fact that they don't get minimum wage...sort it out.

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i'd guess he cuts back on wages so he can plough more capital into making our prezzies :)

well we have gone over seas for cheap labor the elfs were all laied off

I expect with all their years of experience they won't have too much trouble finding work elsewhere...

http://www.withcheese.pwp.blueyonder...echcareers.jpg

1. Melissa Joan Hart
2. Laptop
3. Broadband Internet
4. 1000 DVD-Rs
5. My Grandad Back

1 she isn't that great but i will see what i can do
2i will get u a laptop but it won't be a computer
3 santa can actually give u that the feds didn't take my ip away
4 i don't think so
5 im not god

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Originally posted by Withcheese@13 November 2003 - 17:42
I expect with all their years of experience they won't have too much trouble finding work elsewhere...

http://www.withcheese.pwp.blueyonder...echcareers.jpg

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hi tech they know no such thing all the elves made toys by hand all the elves that did use hi tech stuff were hauled off by the feds in the drug sting