Every man is a dick

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by manker

The smilies never lie - and in this case are particularly eloquent.

Les and Squeams have been inspecting each other's unmentionables on Skype. Fact.

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Damn I've got to find out what this Skype thing is :dabs:

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You master of subterfuge you.

Big Les' Skype Services - Discretion assured.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Damn I've got to find out what this Skype thing is :dabs:

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You master of subterfuge you.

Big Les' Skype Services - Discretion assured.

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and just when I think I might know what it is, it slides between my fingers

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I believe Sq has done quite the eloquent job of mentioning her unmentionables lately. In fact, from the sounds of it, there were civil war muskets not packed so tightly. :noes:

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:lol:

I would be a bit worried about that. I mean you've seen how caustic her wit can be.
I'd be banging away and I can just envisage her glancing up from inspecting her nails and saying; 'Oh, you've started then' :pinch:

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The "bar" has been set pretty high.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by manker

You master of subterfuge you.

Big Les' Skype Services - Discretion assured.

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and just when I think I might know what it is, it slides between my fingers

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by manker

The smilies never lie - and in this case are particularly eloquent.

Les and Squeams have been inspecting each other's unmentionables on Skype. Fact.

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In dim and distant memory we once did, but in recent years my bewbs would tend to drop off the bottom of my webcam's visual range, and les' unmentionable ceased to reach it :sad1:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I believe Sq has done quite the eloquent job of mentioning her unmentionables lately. In fact, from the sounds of it, there were civil war muskets not packed so tightly. :noes:

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I don't know what that means but I have a feeling it's not very flattering.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I don't know what that means but I have a feeling it's not very flattering.

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Au contraire. The sentence contained the word "tightly". That's a good thing. :yup:

EDIT- In unrelated news, I'm off to obtain 36" of 1 1/2" black pipe for the wife...

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

In dim and distant memory we once did, but in recent years my bewbs would tend to drop off the bottom of my webcam's visual range, and les' unmentionable ceased to reach it :sad1:

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Don't worry, You'll always be magnificently taught in the mental pictures contained deep within my wank bank :happy:


And also, 'unmentionables' are underwear.
I would never be so base as to imply what you depicted in your post.
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Originally Posted by manker

Don't worry, You'll always be magnificently taught in the mental pictures contained deep within my wank bank :happy:


And also, 'unmentionables' are underwear.
I would never be so base as to imply what you depicted in your post.
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I think you mean 'taut'. Tut tut tut, schoolboy error.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

Don't worry, You'll always be magnificently taught in the mental pictures contained deep within my wank bank :happy:

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I think you mean 'taut'. Tut tut tut, schoolboy error.

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Unless he equates bare ass spankings with lessons, then that would allow your box to hang halfway to the floor without consequence.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Unless he equates bare ass spankings with lessons, then that would allow your box to hang halfway to the floor without consequence.

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Um, a lady's box is something quite different in Britain. Why can't you people in Crazyland get them the right way round?