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It's just the way we youngsters converse using our mobile telephones and facebook. It's harder than it looks.
I dumb down when I speak to you guise :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah, that's exactly what's happened!
I can't find shit if I'm on my own and rarely even look now since the alphabet doesn't appear to be even slightly relevant to the order in which they file stuff.

However, I don't remember posting this information and can't think why I would :balustrade:

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Oh! Contraire, a few months ago you regaled us with an anecdote of a client filed under "g" for garage... :smilie4:

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Daved.

Fuckers :(


In other news, it's my 40th birthday today and I'm at work, and work haven't even done me a card :emo:


EDIT: I just lolled at ckrit's subtle editing :lol:

Happy birthday, fucker.

Thanks, fucker :wub:

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Originally Posted by manker

I can remember it happening but I don't recall blogging about it.

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I know the reason I remember you blogging about it, because didn't Dave go nuts when you "revealed" your client list and employee names online? That was the story the showed us how much of antsy stalker he was. He's not like other stalkers, who patiently wait in silence.

fuck yeah. he was all; 'i'm going to phone them up and tell on you' or something.
He later recanted and said that he was never going to do that, he just wanted to make me think he did.

Or something. idk. i don't think i've got the right head on for difficult internets remembering today, I better do some accounts instead.

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Originally Posted by manker

fuck yeah. he was all; 'i'm going to phone them up and tell on you' or something.
He later recanted and said that he was never going to do that, he just wanted to make me think he did.

Or something. idk. i don't think i've got the right head on for difficult internets remembering today, I better do some accounts instead.

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Originally Posted by manker

It's just the way we youngsters converse using our mobile telephones and facebook. It's harder than it looks.
I dumb down when I speak to you guise :smilie4:

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It's hard to read. You hear it in your head like it's a robot's voice being replayed on a skipped record. Is that what you want? IS IT?

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

It's just the way we youngsters converse using our mobile telephones and facebook. It's harder than it looks.
I dumb down when I speak to you guise :smilie4:

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It's hard to read. You hear it in your head like it's a robot's voice being replayed on a skipped record. Is that what you want? IS IT?

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No. What I really want is for the hot weather to come back and for the air-con to 'break' so they do their work in their bras again.

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Originally Posted by manker

No. What I really want is for the hot weather to come back and for the air-con to 'break' so they do their work in their bras again.

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You know all you have to do is close your eyes and you're in that happy place :smilie4:

M&SSTD just walked into the ladies' changing room at the gym and saw a wet jiggly pair of B-cups. I'll pass on your envy.