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    It's just the way we youngsters converse using our mobile telephones and facebook. It's harder than it looks.
    I dumb down when I speak to you guise
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Yeah, that's exactly what's happened!
    I can't find shit if I'm on my own and rarely even look now since the alphabet doesn't appear to be even slightly relevant to the order in which they file stuff.

    However, I don't remember posting this information and can't think why I would
    Oh! Contraire, a few months ago you regaled us with an anecdote of a client filed under "g" for garage...
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    Last edited by ckrit; 06-19-2012 at 11:18 AM.
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    Fuckers


    In other news, it's my 40th birthday today and I'm at work, and work haven't even done me a card


    EDIT: I just lolled at ckrit's subtle editing
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    Happy birthday, fucker.
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    Thanks, fucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I can remember it happening but I don't recall blogging about it.
    I know the reason I remember you blogging about it, because didn't Dave go nuts when you "revealed" your client list and employee names online? That was the story the showed us how much of antsy stalker he was. He's not like other stalkers, who patiently wait in silence.
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    fuck yeah. he was all; 'i'm going to phone them up and tell on you' or something.
    He later recanted and said that he was never going to do that, he just wanted to make me think he did.

    Or something. idk. i don't think i've got the right head on for difficult internets remembering today, I better do some accounts instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    fuck yeah. he was all; 'i'm going to phone them up and tell on you' or something.
    He later recanted and said that he was never going to do that, he just wanted to make me think he did.

    Or something. idk. i don't think i've got the right head on for difficult internets remembering today, I better do some accounts instead.


    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    It's just the way we youngsters converse using our mobile telephones and facebook. It's harder than it looks.
    I dumb down when I speak to you guise
    It's hard to read. You hear it in your head like it's a robot's voice being replayed on a skipped record. Is that what you want? IS IT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post


    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    It's just the way we youngsters converse using our mobile telephones and facebook. It's harder than it looks.
    I dumb down when I speak to you guise
    It's hard to read. You hear it in your head like it's a robot's voice being replayed on a skipped record. Is that what you want? IS IT?
    No. What I really want is for the hot weather to come back and for the air-con to 'break' so they do their work in their bras again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    No. What I really want is for the hot weather to come back and for the air-con to 'break' so they do their work in their bras again.
    You know all you have to do is close your eyes and you're in that happy place

    M&SSTD just walked into the ladies' changing room at the gym and saw a wet jiggly pair of B-cups. I'll pass on your envy.

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