Re: I broke my boyfriends nose!
Thanks for all the portents of doom guys...but I reiterate that it was an
Accident :crying:
Still, as he is not dead or blind I think I can sleep nights..... :happy:
Re: I broke my boyfriends nose!
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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
1. Our hero, a martial arts expert, is in a heated battle with a baddie. Striking the villain on the bridge of the nose, he “kills him instantly” by a “driving splinters of bone into his brain.”
I had my doubts about this one the first time I read it. However, I consulted a real martial arts expert and asked if this was, in fact, possible. His answer was no – and yes. And for the reasons I always that it was possible.
You can kill someone by sending bone splinters into their brain, but you can’t “kill them instantly.” Those parts of the brain that control our autonomic reflexes—the ones that control our breathing and heartbeat—are located in the back of the skull. What’s in the front, right behind the nose, is the cerebellum. Bone splinters would cause internal bleeding, which would eventually kill the victim—the much talked-about cerebral hemorrhage—but it would take time. How much time would depend on the level of damage and bleeding, but several minutes are required for severe damage and it can take days if the damage is small.
:unsure:
i never said he'l die instantly i jus said he could have! ;)
and @sara just take it easy on the fella he's the man of the relationship not the bitch! :lol:
Re: I broke my boyfriends nose!
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Originally Posted by wacko jacko
@sara just take it easy on the fella he's the man of the relationship not the bitch! :lol:
:lol: :lol:
Re: I broke my boyfriends nose!
me reminds meself never piss off that mod :ph34r:
Re: I broke my boyfriends nose!
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Originally Posted by bujub22
me reminds meself never piss off that mod :ph34r:
yea or she will girl power ur arse
just kiddin :P
accidents do happen
Re: I broke my boyfriends nose!
:mad3: What is it with you guys and the nuts. I accidently nudged em with my knee and you should have seen the carry on. I apologised profusely and was told I wasn't sorry at all even tho I hadn't laughed or anything.
:frusty: Anyone'd think you guys are the only ones to ever suffer any goddamn pain.
Re: I broke my boyfriends nose!
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Originally Posted by *goddess*
:mad3: What is it with you guys and the nuts. I accidently nudged em with my knee and you should have seen the carry on. I apologised profusely and was told I wasn't sorry at all even tho I hadn't laughed or anything.
:frusty: Anyone'd think you guys are the only ones to ever suffer any goddamn pain.
you my dear need a hug and i am not there to give you one :crying:
