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That's the think about anal beads, at least you know where to find them.
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Originally Posted by Sextent
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: fucking :lol:
Dude, have some respect. This thread is about God and how to get to heaven. If you want to talk like that, please go elsewhere.
This thread is magnificent - SGG and I have just chortled our way through three pages of ontological enlightment.
One can always rely on Sextent and Chalice to keep their end up
prolly the beads what does it.
:glag: pwned by Jehovah's witness lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx
If you want us all to agree with you, then perhaps you should go elsewhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx
If you want a theological debate, then I'm your man.
Your one-liners are becoming tiresome. It's all ifs round here.
I suspect, though, as mentioned before, you're just a troll. In which case, that's great. There's been some excellent anti/pro Christ posts made here over the head of you so all's fair.
Did I mention I was Satan/Lucifer/The Lightbringer/Beelzebub/Christopher Biggins/George Bush/Gerry Adams/Ian Paisley?Mohamed/Buddha/Jim Jones/John Lennon/Kali/Kuresh/the Pope/and just about everybody else you care to hate?
God bless ya.
ChaliceofWeeWee
Belfast.
1-1 :yahoo:
You know, I'd have thunk we would lose this one in a post or two after the first. But it seems the ickle kiddywink is chugging along on pure stupid. Bless.
:WAHEY:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Can I get a :wahey: smillie.
Wahey!!
Are you suggesting that Jebus didn't have an arse.Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx
Can you quote the scripture which supports this contention.
My congregation, albeit subscriptional, also voices their vehement wahey!!
I'm awaiting donations from said subscribers.
Cunts.
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im gonna go to the invite section and hope someone gives me a invite to heaven ...but i doubt ill get one caus im stupid and sarcastic
Scripture not necessary.Quote:
Originally Posted by SextentAre you suggesting that Jebus didn't have an arse.Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx
Can you quote the scripture which supports this contention.
Just check the cave paintings.
Clearly, the lad is not a "fundamentalist".
Now that deserves a waHey...
That Sir deserves a Chapeau.
Always remember you can't say fundamentalist without saying mentalist.
And also http://www.fundament.org/
i just put my request in the invite section now i wait for the invite or am i going to hell
If you appropriate the requisite currency in the relevant slot, then you will be saved, my idiot child.Quote:
Originally Posted by weenden
is thats all ther is to it then i can ablige
You are blessed.Quote:
Originally Posted by weenden
Go with god.
The Blesséd Wee Enden.
Canonisation FTW.
woo hoo
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by weenden
Yes usually these religious spammers post once and then leg it before we can sit them down and point out many of us don't entirely agree with every aspect of their theological standpoint. :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Probably a troll though because they haven't actually engaged in any genuinely meaningful discussion. Just cut n paste crap from some daft fundy/mentalist site.
I took a rare dip into Fox News the other night and they were reviewing Northern Lights (Golden Compass as the Merkins would have it). PMSL! It is apparently a "disgusting godless movie which should be shunned". SGG was tickled when I told her, I think it is her favourite series of books. No 1 son is a big fan too but he is loathe to go and see the movie because he is fearful it will be too diluted for the mass market. He is a bit of purist on that front. One titbit I picked up on this review though is that only 0.4% of the US population are atheists :unsure: in which case I think may have met them or spoken to them all. That or they were talking utter bollocks....always a possibility I guess.
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Originally Posted by Sextent
Of course one can say fundamentalist without saying erm..wait ..mentalist?
Damn..
Anyway..I have been there ( Heaven)..not much on..and also..one has to come back here..to be born again.. feck that....Also it's full of Muslim extremists.. :unsure: Good Old Dad asked me to check if there are any virgins left on Earth..:O
I suspect the latter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I saw a bit about church attendance that said an overwhelming majority of Americans claim to go to church regularly at the same time that actual church attendance figures are dropping.
Apparently, the Church of NASCAR/NFL doesn't count.
Good news for the OP though...Talking Jebus is very popular.
Leviticus 20:15...
"If a man has carnal relations with an animal, the man shall be put to death, and the animal shall be slain."
Do what you like to me but leave poor Bessy alone.
I have to say that I haven't met that many true atheists :earl:. I mean chaps of an absolute certainty that there is no God, no afterlife, nothing else, this itvariety. Loads and loads of "Well I don't believe but obviously I can't actually be 100% certain like" plenty of them about.
Leviticus 20:18
"If a man lies in sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual period, both of them shall be cut off from their people, because they have laid bare the flowing fountain of her blood"
Bloody hell.
http://www.allforums.net/member.php?u=4679
http://jollyrogerwest.com/showthread.php?t=3712
http://xfrodobagginsx.deviantart.com/
http://forums.electronicarts.co.uk/member.php?u=346837
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=81895
http://www.volconvo.com/forums/searc...earchid=161575
http://www.sportscardforum.com/member.php?u=25273
http://www.fundamentalforums.com/member.php?u=3285
http://thestudentroom.co.uk/search.php?searchid=2318211
Seems Frodo gets around. He's doing well. Banned from some diverse forums.
Keep up the good work, halfling.
jeebus, even barbie would be impressed with that bit of interweb stalking:oQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
10 pages of google. Banned from more forums than not. I'm truly impressed by his persistence.
thats Baptists for you, they love being reborn again.
I like how it's the exact same thread everywhere. I bet none of those had talk of anal beads tho'.
tits, or gtfo :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bojeebus, even barbie would be impressed with that bit of interweb stalking:oQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Literally!Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
CP
Fair point, absolute atheists maybe are 0.4%, absolute believers also 0.4% and 99.2% hedging their bets :)
Pascal's Wager in full effect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
That is because he hasn't tried spamming a proper internets forum before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I vote he gets to stay so we canplaydiscuss some more :shifty:
Which was the point I was hoping he would discuss but alas to no avail.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalicePascal's Wager in full effect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
You're only born again once. Just like you are only born physically once.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5