Yeah if you block out her thin-lipped mouth with your hand and forget that she doesn't really have any bewbs, she's okay :dabs:
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Yeah if you block out her thin-lipped mouth with your hand and forget that she doesn't really have any bewbs, she's okay :dabs:
Some men find small boobs sexy :fist:
:schnauz:
Indeed.
Good luck finding one who is honest about that and doesn't have to make circuitous trips to Tesco to avoid proximity to playgrounds and schools such that his parole terms remain un-violated.
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Originally Posted by manker
I hate you.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Also blokes whos wives have small bewbs. They have to say that.
It's not all about the size of the boobs, it's just sexier when the overall degree of curvature does not vary between the frame and the protrusions. I'll draw a diagram.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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What the fuck am I looking at.
Pretend you are artsy and it'll make sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I tried, Mary.
If you'd left it at the first two, it would be okay. I'd understand that - but the last two diagrams make no sense at all, the one to the far right as we look in particular.
You'll have to use words.
You're very lucky that I like to use words. From left to right, numbering 1-4.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
1. She's got big boobies, but has all very nice curves that match her big boobies, especially in the trunk.
2. She's got small boobies, but she's got a very streamlined physique that makes you want to watch drops of water roll down it after you've oiled her up.
3. She's got no curves, just a big ass and big ol' fat titties. You guys give me the impression that you find this OK, but I express my discontent below it.
4. She's got no recognizable ass or titties, just a big gut and a FUPA. I added extra chins. Horror flick, that one is.
ohhh discontent? I thought you were organisming...
Anyway...
1. Barbie-doll.
2. Schoolgirl.
3. Mrs Busyman.
4. WTF? Looks like something dead from Witless Silence.
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Originally Posted by mjmacky
You know I've read the subsequent explanations and I still come to the conclusion that you have a very bad palsy, macky, or you were attacked by a swarm of bees while drawing your masterpiece there?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I know, right. Since when has 'ahhhh' been a sign of discontent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbie
Since never, that's when.
I agree with Arty ^
It's either bees or spasticity of the wrist (might also explain the mong letter a's).
Also, the third diagram is actually in proportion to a similar butt:tits ratio as the first two. Making a complete mockery and a sham of the whole thing.
Mary, you haven't just let us down, you've let yourself down, also.
Leave Mary alone, it was clearly a scream of horror and distress.
Motherly instincts kicking in :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
:pinch:
Excuse me?
What was that?
Did you say something?
Oh, nm. It's just your biological clock ticking.
It was just a touch of the touchpad. My mouse has been having a phantom click problem, and when I was taking it apart to attempt a repair, it turned into an autopsy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
It did have an exclamation point. Frightened people are not happy, sadist.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You really manked that one. Quoting myself, "it's just sexier when the overall degree of curvature does not vary between the frame and the protrusions" was the whole point to the exercise, so not much to do with the cheek:tit ratio.Quote:
Also, the third diagram is actually in proportion to a similar butt:tits ratio as the first two. Making a complete mockery and a sham of the whole thing.
Mary, you haven't just let us down, you've let yourself down, also.
Leave me alone. Also, you're right, having aligned your opinion with mine. Nursing is an aggressive sexual act.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Originally Posted by mjmackyIt was just a touch of the touchpad. My mouse has been having a phantom click problem, and when I was taking it apart to attempt a repair, it turned into an autopsy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
That'll learn it for making you look like a spastic. :blink:Quote:
Since it's at fault indirectly.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisThat'll learn it for making you look like a spastic. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Isn't it a 'necropsy' when it is a non-human vivisection? :blink:Quote:
By convention, yes. Strictly speaking though, they're synonymous. There are more animal based necropsies than human-based, and I've heard both (but most seem to prefer autopsy). Perhaps it's just the connotation involved with using the necro root.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisIsn't it a 'necropsy' when it is a non-human vivisection? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Anyways, I'm glad you didn't want to force it in a direction between animate and inanimate objects since this was a mouse.
I duno, dewd. It reads to me as if you're trying to convey something about the hot tits:dat ass ratio.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyIt did have an exclamation point. Frightened people are not happy, sadist.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You really manked that one. Quoting myself, "it's just sexier when the overall degree of curvature does not vary between the frame and the protrusions" was the whole point to the exercise, so not much to do with the cheek:tit ratio.Quote:
Also, the third diagram is actually in proportion to a similar butt:tits ratio as the first two. Making a complete mockery and a sham of the whole thing.
Mary, you haven't just let us down, you've let yourself down, also.
It still does and I'm normally good at words. I'm happy to defer to you, though.
As to the exclamation mark legitimising the 'ahhh' being used to convey distaste. I honestly have no idea what you were thinking, you're now like the guy who tripped over a kerb and spends the rest the journey walking with a limp to make like he meant to do it.
Well let me translate to something you're a little more familiar with... "EEEEK!". Happy now you little girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Hey sexy, what's up?
Yeah that makes me happy :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyWell let me translate to something you're a little more familiar with... "EEEEK!". Happy now you little girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Hey sexy, what's up?
Speaking of which, you ever tried on your missus' panties when she wasn't around?
She's considerably smaller than I, so I think only my cock and balls would fit. They seriously look like scraps of fabric left behind by an unfocused seamstress.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerYeah that makes me happy :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Speaking of which, you ever tried on your missus' panties when she wasn't around?
:eyebrows:
I'm taking that as a yes.
Why are you always judging me with your eyebrows? I wear them as garter belts, they look really cute with my knee-high fuzzy boots.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I used to have a better, more judgy, eyebrow smiley.
That was in the before time, though. It seems to have been lost during my enforced sabbatical :(
That's pretty much right. The main recurring element is a single (funny) item that goes so far it makes the viewer cringe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
I do like it for anytime mindless, childish pranks, and incidents. It seldom fails to produce some... 7/10 for broadcast-level immature laughs, and crudeness. :)
How was prison btw did you make any 'special' friends. :fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Interesting. Did you have an overbearing mother? Were you breastfed? Was your mother emotionally distant and cold?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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I could tell you about my time inside, but you wouldn't understand. It changes a man.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisHow was prison btw did you make any 'special' friends. :fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Tom Leo got me through, helped me learn about the fabled cunt punch.
I've seen Papillon and suffered throughQuote:
Originally Posted by mankerI could tell you about my time inside, but you wouldn't understand. It changes a man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Tom Leo got me through, helped me learn about the fabled cunt punch.
321 season of Prison Break.
Judging entirely by those and having no basis in actually reality ,it must have truly been hell.:O
Luckily my own prison backed onto an all female jail.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I've seen Papillon and suffered throughQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
321 season of Prison Break.
Judging entirely by those and having no basis in actually reality ,it must have truly been hell.:O
The rumours are true. They just dyke out all the time and wear thongs and so we bored holes through the walls with our bare teeth and watched the lesbian fest for almost the entire duration.
The rest of the time, I taught the other inmates MMA and double entry book-keeping.
They built a statue in my image toward the end or my tenure.