Page 16 of 25 FirstFirst ... 613141516171819 ... LastLast
Results 151 to 160 of 243

Thread: It's just a number.

  1. #151
    mjmacky's Avatar an alchemist?
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Posts
    10,809
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    Well let me translate to something you're a little more familiar with... "EEEEK!". Happy now you little girl.

    Hey sexy, what's up?
    Yeah that makes me happy

    Speaking of which, you ever tried on your missus' panties when she wasn't around?
    She's considerably smaller than I, so I think only my cock and balls would fit. They seriously look like scraps of fabric left behind by an unfocused seamstress.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

  2. Lounge   -   #152
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    32,371

    I'm taking that as a yes.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  3. Lounge   -   #153
    mjmacky's Avatar an alchemist?
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Posts
    10,809
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post

    I'm taking that as a yes.
    Why are you always judging me with your eyebrows? I wear them as garter belts, they look really cute with my knee-high fuzzy boots.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

  4. Lounge   -   #154
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    32,371
    I used to have a better, more judgy, eyebrow smiley.
    That was in the before time, though. It seems to have been lost during my enforced sabbatical
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  5. Lounge   -   #155
    megabyteme's Avatar RASPBERRY RIPPLE BT Rep: +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Using Mrs. Nussbaum's CC#
    Posts
    17,943
    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
    It's so dumb and shit, it sort of loops around and becomes good. You might enjoy it, but not promising owt.
    That's pretty much right. The main recurring element is a single (funny) item that goes so far it makes the viewer cringe.

    I do like it for anytime mindless, childish pranks, and incidents. It seldom fails to produce some... 7/10 for broadcast-level immature laughs, and crudeness.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

  6. Lounge   -   #156
    Artemis's Avatar ¿ןɐɯɹou ǝq ʎɥʍ BT Rep: +3
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    127.0.0.1
    Posts
    5,431
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I used to have a better, more judgy, eyebrow smiley.
    That was in the before time, though. It seems to have been lost during my enforced sabbatical
    How was prison btw did you make any 'special' friends.

    4d7920686f76657263726166742069732066756c6c206f662065656c73


  7. Lounge   -   #157
    Squeamous's Avatar Poster
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    London
    Age
    45
    Posts
    4,753
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    Leave me alone. Also, you're right, having aligned your opinion with mine. Nursing is an aggressive sexual act.
    Interesting. Did you have an overbearing mother? Were you breastfed? Was your mother emotionally distant and cold?

    Spoiler: Show

  8. Lounge   -   #158
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    32,371
    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I used to have a better, more judgy, eyebrow smiley.
    That was in the before time, though. It seems to have been lost during my enforced sabbatical
    How was prison btw did you make any 'special' friends.
    I could tell you about my time inside, but you wouldn't understand. It changes a man.
    Tom Leo got me through, helped me learn about the fabled cunt punch.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  9. Lounge   -   #159
    IdolEyes787's Avatar Persona non grata
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    State of Grace
    Posts
    31,319
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post

    How was prison btw did you make any 'special' friends.
    I could tell you about my time inside, but you wouldn't understand. It changes a man.
    Tom Leo got me through, helped me learn about the fabled cunt punch.
    I've seen Papillon and suffered through 3 2 1 season of Prison Break.
    Judging entirely by those and having no basis in actually reality ,it must have truly been hell.
    Respect my lack of authority.

  10. Lounge   -   #160
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    32,371
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I could tell you about my time inside, but you wouldn't understand. It changes a man.
    Tom Leo got me through, helped me learn about the fabled cunt punch.
    I've seen Papillon and suffered through 3 2 1 season of Prison Break.
    Judging entirely by those and having no basis in actually reality ,it must have truly been hell.
    Luckily my own prison backed onto an all female jail.
    The rumours are true. They just dyke out all the time and wear thongs and so we bored holes through the walls with our bare teeth and watched the lesbian fest for almost the entire duration.

    The rest of the time, I taught the other inmates MMA and double entry book-keeping.
    They built a statue in my image toward the end or my tenure.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

Page 16 of 25 FirstFirst ... 613141516171819 ... LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •