Hoi OlegL

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Originally Posted by manker

No I think I liked my idea better.
Having my arseal area invaded will probably just make me cry and go home :ermm:

I think we're going to have a tough time getting Mary excited about any kind of sex. She's been ruined by anime and a promiscuous Serbian.
Have you got a Sailor Moon outfit in your dressing up box? That might work and also I'll bring my Man Utd number 7 Shirt with Beckham on the back as a fail-safe.

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I hadn't even considered going anywhere near anyone's bum you disgusting boy.
Also, Mary's loins were stirred quite recently I'll have you know. I was the only one in the lounge at the time and she'd been drinking heavily, but I still managed to escape with my virtue intact.
You have a football shirt with Beckham on the back? :naughty: I think I'll be bringing the extra strength condoms!!!

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Speaking of livestock I can arrange the horses, who did you have in mind for the rest of your horde Genghis Squeams? If you are up for a little hanging,drawing and quartering, if you furnish the victim nominee I am sure I can make four horses run in different directions all at once, just to bring that extra air of authenticity to the proceeding. :naughty:

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Shit just got interesting :happy:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I never get invited to any of the really cool gangbangs. :sad:

I'd come to this one, but just end up as the sideshow. :no:

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You can rustle us up some snacks at half time ^_^

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Originally Posted by Mme Squeams

you disgusting boy.

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:eyebrows:

That was kindof hawt.
I think the school-mistress thing is gonna work for me.

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Originally Posted by manker

:eyebrows:

That was kindof hawt.
I think the school-mistress thing is gonna work for me.

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Oh good, 'cos that's the way my personality seems to be going :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

:eyebrows:

That was kindof hawt.
I think the school-mistress thing is gonna work for me.

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Oh good, 'cos that's the way my personality seems to be going :unsure:

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Tidy.
It accentuates the very attractive package which you present.

Anyway, how did we get onto this?.
All I wanted to do was created a hybrid accountant/scientist super-baby to amaze and enchant my associates.

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Originally Posted by manker

Tidy.
It accentuates the very attractive package which you present.

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Cocquettish giggle!

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Originally Posted by manker

Anyway, how did we get onto this?.
All I wanted to do was created a hybrid accountant/scientist super-baby to amaze and enchant my associates.

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I think that was the preliminary courtship ritual just before the Species-style copulation in the corner. I shall ready the coccoon!

"Snack boy"?!!! That isn't even code for "pizza delivery guy in scene 2". Sigh.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

"Snack boy"?!!! That isn't even code for "pizza delivery guy in scene 2". Sigh.

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It's only because I respect you sweetie. You're the marrying kind, not the dirty-fumble-behind-a-skip-for-the-purposes-of-procreation kind, like Manky x

oooh, the kiss of patronisation and condescension :O

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

"Snack boy"?!!! That isn't even code for "pizza delivery guy in scene 2". Sigh.

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It's only because I respect you sweetie. You're the marrying kind, not the dirty-fumble-behind-a-skip-for-the-purposes-of-procreation kind, like Manky x

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Our world's are just too far apart. It's kinda romantic in a me-not-getting-any sorta way.

That's OK. Oleg's right about you, anyways. :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

oooh, the kiss of patronisation and condescension :O

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That kiss was one of my flirtatious ones! Keep up!

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Our world's are just too far apart. It's kinda romantic in a me-not-getting-any sorta way.

That's OK. Oleg's right about you, anyways. :snooty:

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There's always Skype! If you could fit me in between a load of laundry and ironing your pinny :happy:

Squeams, your over-employment of those vertical lines with full stops at the bottom is becoming obscene. It's a bad habit and it has to stop.

You're making us all look bad on Google.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

oooh, the kiss of patronisation and condescension :O

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That kiss was one of my flirtatious ones! Keep up!

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Sorry it's really hard to tell, they all look the same :(

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

There's always Skype! If you could fit me in between a load of laundry and ironing your pinny :happy:

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I make it look secksy, though.

So, we've established what I'll be wearing. Can I assume you'll be sporting a lab coat with Minnie and Micky on the front?

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Originally Posted by chalice

Squeams, your over-employment of those vertical lines with full stops at the bottom is becoming obscene. It's a bad habit and it has to stop.

You're making us all look bad on Google.

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Someone had to say it. I think I mentioned it before but she's just hard-headed.

Did you see the 'viz a viz' debacle earlier in the thread.
Shocking.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Squeams, your over-employment of those vertical lines with full stops at the bottom is becoming obscene. It's a bad habit and it has to stop.

You're making us all look bad on Google.

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Sorry!!

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Sorry it's really hard to tell, they all look the same :(

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:console: x

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I make it look secksy, though.

So, we've established what I'll be wearing. Can I assume you'll be sporting a lab coat with Minnie and Micky on the front?

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No scientist ever wears a lab coat. We only do that when cameras are on us. I shall be in my altogether save for some false eyelashes and a strap on :w00t:

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Originally Posted by manker

Someone had to say it. I think I mentioned it before but she's just hard-headed.

Did you see the 'viz a viz' debacle earlier in the thread.
Shocking.

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I actually had a copy of Viz on my lap when I wrote that :pinch:

I thought Bo was the only person of over thirty years of age who still reads Viz.
I was toying with the idea of saying that I, too, read it after ben's middle class slur the other-day ... but I couldn't quite bring myself to do it.

Bo. Over 30. :O

No wai.

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I thought Bo was the only person of over thirty years of age who still reads Viz.
I was toying with the idea of saying that I, too, read it after ben's middle class slur the other-day ... but I couldn't quite bring myself to do it.

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I encounter this response a lot. I think maybe I must have started reading it after it got satirical and clever, and hardly anyone else has noticed it is.

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Alternatively, maybe it's just you that thinks it's satirical and clever.



In other news; we need a head-patting smiley.

I think we need an 'over your head whooshy' smiley :happy:

Well maybe we need a 'and so is your face' smiley, too :snooty:

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Originally Posted by manker

Well maybe we need a 'and so is your face' smiley, too :snooty:

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Or maybe I'll just kick you in your brain cunt :smilie4:

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Well maybe we need a 'and so is your face' smiley, too :snooty:

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Or maybe I'll just kick you in your brain cunt :smilie4:

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In all fairness, I've no idea what that means yet I've got a sneaking suspicion that you did just that about three posts up :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I think we need an 'over your head whooshy' smiley :happy:

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I think we need an 'over your head whooshy' smiley :happy:

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:whoosh:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Or maybe I'll just kick you in your brain cunt :smilie4:

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In all fairness, I've no idea what that means yet I've got a sneaking suspicion that you did just that about three posts up :dabs:

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Tee hee! :hug:

Post something OlegL. I get depressed as hell that ,overlooking the undeniable fact that no one likes me and nothing I say makes any sense, hardly anyone responds to anything I post.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Post something OlegL. I get depressed as hell that ,overlooking the undeniable fact that no one likes me and nothing I say makes any sense, hardly anyone responds to anything I post.

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People don't like you?! I am sure you don't really mean that. You're joking, right?..
I am not doing much now. My PS3 shows the "yellow light of death" and I don't have enough money to buy a new PS3. Hopefully, I'll have enough money soon.
What else can I say?.. I need to continue reading my calculus book 'cause the fall semester starts really soon...

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Post something OlegL. I get depressed as hell that ,overlooking the undeniable fact that no one likes me and nothing I say makes any sense, hardly anyone responds to anything I post.

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For what it's worth, Oleg likes tolerates you. :console:

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Post something OlegL. I get depressed as hell that ,overlooking the undeniable fact that no one likes me and nothing I say makes any sense, hardly anyone responds to anything I post.

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People don't like you?! I am sure you don't really mean that. You're joking, right?..
I am not doing much now. My PS3 shows the "yellow light of death" and I don't have enough money to buy a new PS3. Hopefully, I'll have enough money soon.
What else can I say?.. I need to continue reading my calculus book 'cause the fall semester starts really soon...

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just steal a videogame console as easily as you steal the videogames.

Anyway I should probably amend my first statement to say "foreigners" instead of people as clearly they are not the same thing.

Honestly except for the fact that he's crazy and that's he's crazy I miss Mary as we used to be best friends before he went crazy.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Honestly except for the fact that he's crazy and that's he's crazy I miss Mary as we used to be best friends before he went crazy.

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He was my online best friend, too. In fact, just before he went crazy, he was commenting how much he enjoyed my friendship over yours...

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Honestly except for the fact that he's crazy and that's he's crazy I miss Mary as we used to be best friends before he went crazy.

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He was my online best friend, too. In fact, just before he went crazy, he was commenting how much he enjoyed my friendship over yours...

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Actually we were real life friends.Often was the time that we would go out riding bikes together.
Or more like me riding and him falling down and crashing into this between frequent cigarette breaks.

Actually fuck the pair of you because he emailed me yesterday and asked me to post on his behalf.
I forgot but let that not detract from the fact that it was me he emailed.

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Originally Posted by Mary

that small bout of activity I was able to eke out on FST was during my unaccompanied smoke breaks at a Boston bar in which I totally got $200 shitfaced. Then, I woke up with a hangover and drove 24 hours nonstop.

You can copy that to the forum if you like, posting as me using haxor skillz, which are hopefully still present with your recent display of g+ technological impairment. That's if I'm a bastard and don't show up soon, like.

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I haven't replied yet.

What should I reply?

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Originally Posted by manker

Actually fuck the pair of you because he emailed me yesterday and asked me to post on his behalf.
I forgot but let that not detract from the fact that it was me he emailed.

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I doubt that very much as he is conspicuously missing from friends list,Nazi.

Also Mary never uses "like" .Only pathetic British wannabes like Meg use "like".

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No he really did, like.
We've actually exchanged quite a few emails. I'd post a screenshot but I don't want to prematurely end Dave's 5 month intellectual trek to uncover the startling truth about his gmail address.
It wouldn't be fair.