Hoi OlegL

[Squeamous]

No I think I liked my idea better.
Having my arseal area invaded will probably just make me cry and go home

I think we're going to have a tough time getting Mary excited about any kind of sex. She's been ruined by anime and a promiscuous Serbian.
Have you got a Sailor Moon outfit in your dressing up box? That might work and also I'll bring my Man Utd number 7 Shirt with Beckham on the back as a fail-safe.

I hadn't even considered going anywhere near anyone's bum you disgusting boy.
Also, Mary's loins were stirred quite recently I'll have you know. I was the only one in the lounge at the time and she'd been drinking heavily, but I still managed to escape with my virtue intact.
You have a football shirt with Beckham on the back? I think I'll be bringing the extra strength condoms!!!

Speaking of livestock I can arrange the horses, who did you have in mind for the rest of your horde Genghis Squeams? If you are up for a little hanging,drawing and quartering, if you furnish the victim nominee I am sure I can make four horses run in different directions all at once, just to bring that extra air of authenticity to the proceeding.

Shit just got interesting

I never get invited to any of the really cool gangbangs. :sad:

I'd come to this one, but just end up as the sideshow.

You can rustle us up some snacks at half time ^_^

[manker]

you disgusting boy.

That was kindof hawt.
I think the school-mistress thing is gonna work for me.

[Squeamous]

That was kindof hawt.
I think the school-mistress thing is gonna work for me.

Oh good, 'cos that's the way my personality seems to be going

[manker]

That was kindof hawt.
I think the school-mistress thing is gonna work for me.

Oh good, 'cos that's the way my personality seems to be going

Tidy.
It accentuates the very attractive package which you present.

[manker]

Anyway, how did we get onto this?.
All I wanted to do was created a hybrid accountant/scientist super-baby to amaze and enchant my associates.

[Squeamous]

Tidy.
It accentuates the very attractive package which you present.

Cocquettish giggle!

Anyway, how did we get onto this?.
All I wanted to do was created a hybrid accountant/scientist super-baby to amaze and enchant my associates.

I think that was the preliminary courtship ritual just before the Species-style copulation in the corner. I shall ready the coccoon!

[megabyteme]

"Snack boy"?!!! That isn't even code for "pizza delivery guy in scene 2". Sigh.

[Squeamous]

"Snack boy"?!!! That isn't even code for "pizza delivery guy in scene 2". Sigh.

It's only because I respect you sweetie. You're the marrying kind, not the dirty-fumble-behind-a-skip-for-the-purposes-of-procreation kind, like Manky x

[Barbarossa]

oooh, the kiss of patronisation and condescension

[megabyteme]

"Snack boy"?!!! That isn't even code for "pizza delivery guy in scene 2". Sigh.

It's only because I respect you sweetie. You're the marrying kind, not the dirty-fumble-behind-a-skip-for-the-purposes-of-procreation kind, like Manky x

Our world's are just too far apart. It's kinda romantic in a me-not-getting-any sorta way.

That's OK. Oleg's right about you, anyways.