Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun
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Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun
your mama so fat she uses a VCR for a pager!
Yo momma's so fat, she went to a desert and made an new ocean of salty sweat.
yo momma's so fat she farts in your face and kills u.
yo momma's so fat she opens her armpits and and kills the Ozone.
Ya mama's so fat, aliens pass by Earth and say "check out the zit on that rock!"
Ya mama's so fat, she was wearing a malcolm X jacket and a helicopter landed on her back
Ya mama's so fat, her levi's arent 501's - they are 747's!
Yo momma so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo momma so fat, the National Weather Service has to give names for her farts. :lol:
Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. :lol:
Yo momma has so many layers of fat, she has to screw her underwear on. :lol:
Yo momma is so fat, when she walks, her thighs apologize to each other: "EXCUSE ME! PARDON ME! EXCUSE ME! PARDON ME!" :lol: