Help me, I'm turning into a housewife!

I filled in the form they sent me

And the other one they sent back is too complicated to fill in.

I'll need to send it to our accountant.
Bah

95% of private practice accountants would be out of business if 'Self Assessment' did what it said on the tin.

Just don't pay tax, works for me.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Just don't pay tax, works for me.

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Yeah but missus JP pays enough to clothe London's homeless.

scum of the earth

To be fair, they're just ordinary people who are down on their luck a bit. :dabs:

They've probably been sold cheap credit cards over the phone, with a huge interest rate, and had to give up their houses because they couldn't make the repayments :(

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

To be fair, they're just ordinary people who are down on their luck a bit. :dabs:

They've probably been sold cheap credit cards over the phone, with a huge interest rate, and had to give up their houses because they couldn't make the repayments :(

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:lol:

:lol: :seconded:

:devil:

't was probably me selling them payment protection

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

:devil:

't was probably me selling them payment protection

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That really is taking the pish.

"Now I've sold you the card you obviously won't be able to make the payments. So give us even more money so that someone else will pay them for you." You even try to convince them it's to protect them and not you.

How do you feckin' sleep.