Facial hair on men

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Originally Posted by chalice

When I was about 18, I electrolysised the fuck out of my face.

Someone had given me an electric shaver for Christmas. It was one of those charge up jobbies.

Not having read the instructions, (I've never read an instruction in my life ((which is why every flatpack I've ever assembled looks like something from the Gaudi museum)) ).

So I had this pretty longish stubble going on and I decided to try and shave with the shaver plugged into the mains. Don't do it, kids. It was painful as fuck.

Now there is about an inch on my left cheek which won't grow any hair whatsoever. So beards aren't really an option for me. I could grow a goatee but they is for fags, like.

A cautionary tale.

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Fucking, ouch!


-bd :lol:

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Originally Posted by chalice

When I was about 18, I electrolysised the fuck out of my face.

Someone had given me an electric shaver for Christmas. It was one of those charge up jobbies.

Not having read the instructions, (I've never read an instruction in my life ((which is why every flatpack I've ever assembled looks like something from the Gaudi museum)) ).

So I had this pretty longish stubble going on and I decided to try and shave with the shaver plugged into the mains. Don't do it, kids. It was painful as fuck.

Now there is about an inch on my left cheek which won't grow any hair whatsoever. So beards aren't really an option for me. I could grow a goatee but they is for fags, like.

A cautionary tale.

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How come whenever you yank hair out by the root by accident like when you're unconscious and your mates put a waxing strip across your eyebrows, or when you pull a clump of hair out of your head in a rollercoaster mishap, it never grows back? Yet, when you intentionally spend your life waxing your bikini line or armpits the little fuckers still come back with a vengeance? :angry:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by chalice

When I was about 18, I electrolysised the fuck out of my face.

Someone had given me an electric shaver for Christmas. It was one of those charge up jobbies.

Not having read the instructions, (I've never read an instruction in my life ((which is why every flatpack I've ever assembled looks like something from the Gaudi museum)) ).

So I had this pretty longish stubble going on and I decided to try and shave with the shaver plugged into the mains. Don't do it, kids. It was painful as fuck.

Now there is about an inch on my left cheek which won't grow any hair whatsoever. So beards aren't really an option for me. I could grow a goatee but they is for fags, like.

A cautionary tale.

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How come whenever you yank hair out by the root by accident like when you're unconscious and your mates put a waxing strip across your eyebrows, or when you pull a clump of hair out of your head in a rollercoaster mishap, it never grows back? Yet, when you intentionally spend your life waxing your bikini line or armpits the little fuckers still come back with a vengeance? :angry:

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Thank God, for that. I prefer hairy women parts.


-bd

Word to the wise. Never NEVER epilate your chuff. :cry:

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Word to the wise. Never NEVER epilate your chuff. :cry:

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:sage:



-bd

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

How come whenever you yank hair out by the root by accident like when you're unconscious and your mates put a waxing strip across your eyebrows, or when you pull a clump of hair out of your head in a rollercoaster mishap, it never grows back? Yet, when you intentionally spend your life waxing your bikini line or armpits the little fuckers still come back with a vengeance? :angry:

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Thank God, for that. I prefer hairy women parts.


-bd

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Well you just keep your women parts hairy.

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Thank God, for that. I prefer hairy women parts.


-bd

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Ewwww! Sick!

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Word to the wise. Never NEVER epilate your chuff. :cry:

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All of it or a bit of it? I concur wholeheartedly with the former :pinch:. Epilators are the future though so maybe you should just get with the program sister :snooty:.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Word to the wise. Never NEVER epilate your chuff. :cry:

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All of it or a bit of it? I concur wholeheartedly with the former :pinch:. Epilators are the future though so maybe you should just get with the program sister :snooty:.

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Mate I bought it as a wonderful miracle solution to the bikini line dilemma with the possibility of whipping it all off with it. I got one side done, oh my god, so very very tearjerkingly painful, and had to give up. Having your pubes ripped out by the root isnt good. I had a wonky triangle for ages.

I hate waxing and get bored with shaving so I might buy a better one and try again sometime.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Thank God, for that. I prefer hairy women parts.


-bd

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Well you just keep your women parts hairy.

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I do (she barely cleans the kitchen; let alone the basement).



-bd :blink: