View Poll Results: Which type of facial accoutrement floats your boat?

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  • Smooth as a baby's botty

    6 31.58%
  • Full manly beard (Brian Blessed)

    3 15.79%
  • Freakily neat and tidy beard (Noel Edmonds)

    1 5.26%
  • Landing strip (Britney's bloke)

    0 0%
  • Stencilled (Craig Daviiiid)

    0 0%
  • Full bushy 'tache (General Kitchener)

    1 5.26%
  • Mmmmm...stubbly! (all sexy men everywhere)

    6 31.58%
  • Goatee... (George Michael)

    2 10.53%
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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    When I was about 18, I electrolysised the fuck out of my face.

    Someone had given me an electric shaver for Christmas. It was one of those charge up jobbies.

    Not having read the instructions, (I've never read an instruction in my life ((which is why every flatpack I've ever assembled looks like something from the Gaudi museum)) ).

    So I had this pretty longish stubble going on and I decided to try and shave with the shaver plugged into the mains. Don't do it, kids. It was painful as fuck.

    Now there is about an inch on my left cheek which won't grow any hair whatsoever. So beards aren't really an option for me. I could grow a goatee but they is for fags, like.

    A cautionary tale.

    Fucking, ouch!


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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    When I was about 18, I electrolysised the fuck out of my face.

    Someone had given me an electric shaver for Christmas. It was one of those charge up jobbies.

    Not having read the instructions, (I've never read an instruction in my life ((which is why every flatpack I've ever assembled looks like something from the Gaudi museum)) ).

    So I had this pretty longish stubble going on and I decided to try and shave with the shaver plugged into the mains. Don't do it, kids. It was painful as fuck.

    Now there is about an inch on my left cheek which won't grow any hair whatsoever. So beards aren't really an option for me. I could grow a goatee but they is for fags, like.

    A cautionary tale.
    How come whenever you yank hair out by the root by accident like when you're unconscious and your mates put a waxing strip across your eyebrows, or when you pull a clump of hair out of your head in a rollercoaster mishap, it never grows back? Yet, when you intentionally spend your life waxing your bikini line or armpits the little fuckers still come back with a vengeance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    When I was about 18, I electrolysised the fuck out of my face.

    Someone had given me an electric shaver for Christmas. It was one of those charge up jobbies.

    Not having read the instructions, (I've never read an instruction in my life ((which is why every flatpack I've ever assembled looks like something from the Gaudi museum)) ).

    So I had this pretty longish stubble going on and I decided to try and shave with the shaver plugged into the mains. Don't do it, kids. It was painful as fuck.

    Now there is about an inch on my left cheek which won't grow any hair whatsoever. So beards aren't really an option for me. I could grow a goatee but they is for fags, like.

    A cautionary tale.
    How come whenever you yank hair out by the root by accident like when you're unconscious and your mates put a waxing strip across your eyebrows, or when you pull a clump of hair out of your head in a rollercoaster mishap, it never grows back? Yet, when you intentionally spend your life waxing your bikini line or armpits the little fuckers still come back with a vengeance?
    Thank God, for that. I prefer hairy women parts.


    -bd

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    Word to the wise. Never NEVER epilate your chuff.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Word to the wise. Never NEVER epilate your chuff.

    :sage:



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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post

    How come whenever you yank hair out by the root by accident like when you're unconscious and your mates put a waxing strip across your eyebrows, or when you pull a clump of hair out of your head in a rollercoaster mishap, it never grows back? Yet, when you intentionally spend your life waxing your bikini line or armpits the little fuckers still come back with a vengeance?
    Thank God, for that. I prefer hairy women parts.


    -bd
    Well you just keep your women parts hairy.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    Thank God, for that. I prefer hairy women parts.


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    Ewwww! Sick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Word to the wise. Never NEVER epilate your chuff.
    All of it or a bit of it? I concur wholeheartedly with the former . Epilators are the future though so maybe you should just get with the program sister .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Word to the wise. Never NEVER epilate your chuff.
    All of it or a bit of it? I concur wholeheartedly with the former . Epilators are the future though so maybe you should just get with the program sister .
    Mate I bought it as a wonderful miracle solution to the bikini line dilemma with the possibility of whipping it all off with it. I got one side done, oh my god, so very very tearjerkingly painful, and had to give up. Having your pubes ripped out by the root isnt good. I had a wonky triangle for ages.

    I hate waxing and get bored with shaving so I might buy a better one and try again sometime.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post

    Thank God, for that. I prefer hairy women parts.


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    Well you just keep your women parts hairy.

    I do (she barely cleans the kitchen; let alone the basement).



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