Every man is a dick

OH FUCK

I can't bring myself to quote it :pinch:
let's nevar talk about this again.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Unless he equates bare ass spankings with lessons, then that would allow your box to hang halfway to the floor without consequence.

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Um, a lady's box is something quite different in Britain. Why can't you people in Crazyland get them the right way round?

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<--Confused, I was pretty sure that box was universal. Whichever hole gets penetrated most often, is it not?

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

EDIT- In unrelated news, I'm off to obtain 36" of 1 1/2" black pipe for the wife...

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You bought her a gangbang for her birthday. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Something Else

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

EDIT- In unrelated news, I'm off to obtain 36" of 1 1/2" black pipe for the wife...

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You bought her a gangbang for her birthday. :unsure:

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I don't think there are enough black males within a reasonable drivable distance of his region of residence. Also, I think they're into TOYS. The black piping is probably related.

It's for her gate, not her gait. :noes:

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Originally Posted by manker

OH FUCK

I can't bring myself to quote it :pinch:
let's nevar talk about this again.

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Of coarse. I shall only bring it up when I'm on my period. I think that's fare.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

<--Confused, I was pretty sure that box was universal. Whichever hole gets penetrated most often, is it not?

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No, it's a cunt.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Of coarse. I shall only bring it up when I'm on my period. I think that's fare.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

<--Confused, I was pretty sure that box was universal. Whichever hole gets penetrated most often, is it not?

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No, it's a cunt.

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AKA Life?

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<--Confused, I was pretty sure that box was universal. Whichever hole gets penetrated most often, is it not?

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No, it's a cunt.

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Why isn't that compatible with cunt? Cunt is the originally intended meaning of my use of box, which makes your original reply all the more confusing. I thought you were going to try to convince me it meant rectumhole or something, hence my cautiously worded definition.

In summation, I was originally painting a picture of loose drooping labia and perhaps some swollen heavily used vaginal tissue hanging out while you're being spanked. It was a notion of lacking tautness that I just carried on the back of an intentional misspelling by manker (assumed).

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

No, it's a cunt.

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Why isn't that compatible with cunt? Cunt is the originally intended meaning of my use of box, which makes your original reply all the more confusing. I thought you were going to try to convince me it meant rectumhole or something, hence my cautiously worded definition.

In summation, I was originally painting a picture of loose drooping labia and perhaps some swollen heavily used vaginal tissue hanging out while you're being spanked. It was a notion of lacking tautness that I just carried on the back of an intentional misspelling by manker (assumed).

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Have you ever actually been intimate with the contents of a lady's gusset....I mean, one under pensionable age :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Have you ever actually been intimate with the contents of a lady's gusset....I mean, one under pensionable age :unsure:

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If you know how to get a five year old to squirt, I'm all ears.