I'd lie to thank the admin team...

She'll soon want you, mbm, if you lie down flat on the floor facing skywards.
In no time at all she'll be stomping on your abs and leaving a slug-trail over your freshly washed shirt-front.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I'm feeling kinda left out in the cold here playing the role of the 99% who have no access to your vagina. At least I'll be of interest to you when you become a single mom. Then I'll enact my cold revenge by turning you down. :snooty:

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No you won't, because I don't and won't want you, thus leaving you doomed to wander the Earth in my pursuit as befits your perverse male mentality :cool:

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Your text says, "no", but your subtext says, "yes, yes, yes". :naughty:

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The lounge has become a microcosm of this small part of my life, and it feels a little weird to see it played out from start to finish with such exacting attention to detail. The progress of Reject's dismissal has exactly mirrored the progress of his dismissal from my vagina. In fact, if this were a biographical play one could say that the more neutral board members have played the part of my patience, the more scathing ones such as yourself MBM the world at large, or rather every person he's met on the internet ever, and Manky has played the lead role as my vagina. The only difference is, my front fundament will never let him back in :fear:

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I'm feeling kinda left out in the cold here playing the role of the 99% who have no access to your vagina. At least I'll be of interest to you when you become a single mom. Then I'll enact my cold revenge by turning you down. :snooty:

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You can take heart from the fact that you were included in the list of scathing members. With a list of only two if you are not the vagina of this piece then you must be the anus. :blink:

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Originally Posted by manker

She'll soon want you, mbm, if you lie down flat on the floor facing skywards.
In no time at all she'll be stomping on your abs and leaving a slug-trail over your freshly washed shirt-front.

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Your text says, "no", but your subtext says, "yes, yes, yes". :naughty:

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FFS, this board is full of rapists!
Anyway, I'm bored of trampling now, MBpoos is going to have to come up with something more imaginative if he hopes to gain my haughty disdain.

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I'm feeling kinda left out in the cold here playing the role of the 99% who have no access to your vagina. At least I'll be of interest to you when you become a single mom. Then I'll enact my cold revenge by turning you down. :snooty:

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You can take heart from the fact that you were included in the list of scathing members. With a list of only two if you are not the vagina of this piece then you must be the anus. :blink:

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:lol:

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No you won't, because I don't and won't want you, thus leaving you doomed to wander the Earth in my pursuit as befits your perverse male mentality :cool:

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Your text says, "no", but your subtext says, "yes, yes, yes". :naughty:

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I'd believe it. This man is in an English course.

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She'll soon want you, mbm, if you lie down flat on the floor facing skywards.
In no time at all she'll be stomping on your abs and leaving a slug-trail over your freshly washed shirt-front.

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While this drizzling initially put me off, I will persevere by preparing myself with a clear plastic tarp similar to those in the front row of a Gallagher concert. :sly:

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She'll soon want you, mbm, if you lie down flat on the floor facing skywards.
In no time at all she'll be stomping on your abs and leaving a slug-trail over your freshly washed shirt-front.

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That's nothing, dave would do it for the whole admin team.

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We needed a new meme.

Squeams drizzling followed by Dave and his age-distended bollocks dragging over the collective throng is just the ticket.

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:happy:
We needed a new meme.

Squeams drizzling followed by Dave and his age-distended bollocks dragging over the collective throng is just the ticket.

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Idk what you're on about. I've just been trying to do something with this thread title.

orite :lol: