Birthday bewbs ITT.

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Originally Posted by manker

Actually, you should just ask me.
Following on from the google voice debacle yesterday, I've decided to be your articulation and intonation mentor.

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Fuck off, you're Welsh! That's like the deaf, dumb and blind leading the blind and autistic.

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I'd post a voice clip but I'm pretending to be working.
Wouldn't care normally but I got the missus to come in for cawfee duties and she doesn't know about you people who live inside my computer.

Well why don't you disguise the clip as a comment to her? Something along the lines of 'darling, I'm a dipshit and I'm so grateful you let me poon you' shouldn't be too conspicuous.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

Looks like I spelled antipodes incorrectly too :dabs:

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I honestly had no idea what the fuck you were trying to say. My first assumption was antibodies.

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Antipodes= quaint british name for New Zealand since it is GMT+12 and almost exactly opposite the U.K.

On a sidenote: why me no get quoted :cry: I feel so neglected Squeamous, like the milk that got left out in the sun and now nobody wants to go near it because it might be off.

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Originally Posted by manker

Actually, you should just ask me.

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You? The guy who doesn't know how to stop his local redirect?

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

Actually, you should just ask me.
Following on from the google voice debacle yesterday, I've decided to be your articulation and intonation mentor.

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Fuck off, you're Welsh! That's like the deaf, dumb and blind leading the blind and autistic.

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I heard they speak even funnier than the rest of you kingdomers. Leading them where? If it's to the edge of a cliff, I'd happily accept his assistance.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Fuck off, you're Welsh! That's like the deaf, dumb and blind leading the blind and autistic.

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I heard they speak even funnier than the rest of you kingdomers. Leading them where? If it's to the edge of a cliff, I'd happily accept his assistance.

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Poor Macky :emo:

Why don't you wrap up all your problems with brown paper in a box and leave it outside your front door? Sayonara problems.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I heard they speak even funnier than the rest of you kingdomers. Leading them where? If it's to the edge of a cliff, I'd happily accept his assistance.

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Poor Macky :emo:

Why don't you wrap up all your problems with brown paper in a box and leave it outside your front door? Sayonara problems.

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You have it all backwards, as I'm sure I would have been led to the safest ground.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Well why don't you disguise the clip as a comment to her? Something along the lines of 'darling, I'm a dipshit and I'm so grateful you let me poon you' shouldn't be too conspicuous.

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It's too risky.
She might catch me being inadvertently amusing and also expect to be regaled with joviality or something equally unlikely.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I honestly had no idea what the fuck you were trying to say. My first assumption was antibodies.

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Antipodes= quaint british name for New Zealand since it is GMT+12 and almost exactly opposite the U.K.

On a sidenote: why me no get quoted :cry: I feel so neglected Squeamous, like the milk that got left out in the sun and now nobody wants to go near it because it might be off.

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She's uber-h4r5h, mate.
It's times like this when you realise just how right about everything Magnum Dave actually was :smilie4: