Maybe you misunderstood him because you don't speak English very well, like Chavis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
It really does exist, I've seen it with my own eyes... :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by puckface
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Maybe you misunderstood him because you don't speak English very well, like Chavis.Quote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaIt really does exist, I've seen it with my own eyes... :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by puckface
I speak English like a native! :snooty:
A native of where.
I thought I was pretty lucid, having drunk 2 bottles of Chilean Merlot, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulMaybe you misunderstood him because you don't speak English very well, like Chavis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
But's that's always been my downfall. :smilie4:
Yum!
I'm stressing today. Could do with some wine
When do you leave, like?
Go up for three days next week, then back here, then up on a more permanent basis on the 27th. I've got loads to do here, around the house and stuff before I go. Argh
Do what I do. Watch films and call people names on the internets until the very last minute, then freak the fuck out.
It works, trust me.
You can call me names if you like. I don't mind.
MOTHERFUCKING TOSSPOT WANKFACE ARSEDRIBBLING CUNT!
Thanks! That feels better.
That'll be £10 please.
Glad to be of service. :happy:
Actually, that was kinda hawt. :happy:
I've got a semi and I was only watching
When I say a semi I obviously mean a half erect penis, reading things on the internet. Not a house joined onto someone else's, that would be really embarrassing.
:lol:
Fuck ye, JP, you made me spill coffee on me laptop.
All in a days work.
You can read with your jap's eye. That's quite something! :OQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Years of training mate. It all started when my plane crashed, high up in the Himalayas ...Quote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaYou can read with your jap's eye. That's quite something! :OQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
:glag:
I think that would be my ideal job, calling men filthy names for money! It'd provide a much needed service and would work out a lot of my stress and aggression
You could provide that as an alternative to aroma massage.
Wait, think it thro'. If you're in a hotel of an evening with little to do you could make a few quid. Angry wee Greek burd chat, it's a win.
Shut your dirty filthy trap you miserable pathetic spineless little worm.
Oooo. This feels good!
I need black stilleto boots.
I knew that it wood.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
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Originally Posted by CrabGirl
I'd lend you mine, but you don't look like a size 8:ermm:
You probably have a great marriage because you never have the time to argue. When you retire however I give you 6 months and you'll be bludgeoning her with a bookend and spooning her brains into your cereal, trust me.Quote:
Originally Posted by puckfaceIronically, we have the best marriage out of anyone that we know. The reason for that I think is that we dont see too much of each other. We have dinner together and see each other weekends. Been together 11 years and going strong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I'm a great husband. :D
With a working day like that I'd be surprised if he makes in to retirement age :S
See, this is where the problem lies. Those kids that are naturally hyperactive need exhausting. They need stuff to do, preferably physically until they're too tired to move. However, both parents work these days so they never have the time to spend with their kids. You can't let them play outside and roam with their friends for fear of them getting in trouble, but you can't just bang a kid like that in a classroom and then in front of the telly when they get home and wonder why they act up.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Would never have guessed :shifty:
Kids can get hyper and I can only speak for mine but when hyper, SGG in particular, could moon walk sideways up walls (orange smarties were good for this). However there is a difference between a kid on duracel batteries and an obnoxious ill mannered little git (often a carbon copy of the parent to be honest). Sometimes tiring, the former are just being kids and there is nothing wrong with that at all - the latter we should be allowed to line up to take a free boot at (and give the kid a quick clip around the ear too). :whistling imho
I reckon he's just going out and working a normal 9-5 and spending the rest of the time wanking :ermm:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I don't think that is necessarily true. My niece's mum was a stay-at-home mum because Inne has ADHD. She took her to several activities every day and she was allowed outside as often and as much as she liked but the child was inexhaustible. It wasn't a matter of trying to exhaust her, it was just the fact that she was so hyper all of the time and so interested (for a very short period of time) in everything new around her that she sometimes genuinly was very difficult to control.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousSee, this is where the problem lies. Those kids that are naturally hyperactive need exhausting. They need stuff to do, preferably physically until they're too tired to move. However, both parents work these days so they never have the time to spend with their kids. You can't let them play outside and roam with their friends for fear of them getting in trouble, but you can't just bang a kid like that in a classroom and then in front of the telly when they get home and wonder why they act up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
It's not very nice to take a child like that out somewhere whilst constantly getting evil glares from other people.
Point is, kids will be kids and sometimes they will act up because they do not understand things like social boundaries yet. You can only deal with it within your ability.
I am totally not convinced about ADHD...I think it exists but I don't think it exists with anything like the frequency people say it does. It is possible to exhaust a child with lots of energy, it's just that the modern world is fucked up and that doesn't help.
It was rather fashionable to have ADHD at some point.
Everything is ADHD, OCD, Dyslexia or something else nowadays. There's hardly any normal weans left.
Back in the day you had brats and thickos and they got a good boot up the arse. That soon solved their deep psychological problems.
[youtube]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qJXi8czPLYA&feature=related[/youtube]
:lol:
Their Ritilout thing was cracking too.
Tiring kids out is exhausting work :ermm: I think Gary Glitter missed a trick there.
You're suggesting people use their penises to quieten their children? This is all very well but some of us are disadvantaged from the start. Fascist :snooty:.
I'm trying to figure out if getting a dog would be the way to go.
You've kind of left it a little late for this kind of decision... :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
ed: The way I see it is that dogs will always be dogs, but babies won't always be babies... :smilie4:
:lol:
I meant that I was wondering if it is a good idea to get a dog when the kids are a certain age so I can force them to take it out for a walk.
:lol: I genuinely misunderstood you there. It's not often that happens - normally I do it on purpose :smilie4:
I understood you Skweeky. don't be too hard on him, he's only a man :console:.
Cut me some slack, it's quite an effort to bring myself down to this level day in day out... :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
:snooty: