There is something I don't understand about the serial killer Ted Bundy

He prolly has a turkey neck, like my muther-in-law, all flippy and flappy, like.

I'm a bit flippy/flappy myself and wobbly/knobbly too.

The Missus brought me home a bottle of me favorite.

Win.


-doobs :happy:

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Do you think it even has a neck? It lied about having a jacket earlier and I'm pretty sure it doesn't know that checkmate is just one word.

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Check(rising tone then short pause) mate(falling tone) for dramatic effect. I thought about dot dot dot, but it was going to be too much punctuation and would have killed the mood.
I don't know... jacket, neck... it feels like reaching. Though I did like how you played out the jacket in the next part, making a reference back to the lie, but I don't think it really saved it. Which one do you want the mulligan on, the jacket or the neck? I'd give them both back, but you did vow to crush me or some nonsense like that, so I shouldn't be too charitable.

Are you role playing now?

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Check(rising tone then short pause) mate(falling tone) for dramatic effect. I thought about dot dot dot, but it was going to be too much punctuation and would have killed the mood.
I don't know... jacket, neck... it feels like reaching. Though I did like how you played out the jacket in the next part, making a reference back to the lie, but I don't think it really saved it. Which one do you want the mulligan on, the jacket or the neck? I'd give them both back, but you did vow to crush me or some nonsense like that, so I shouldn't be too charitable.

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Don't recall vowing to crush you. That would just be a bonus. It happens sometimes, but I don't invest in it.

I merely stated that you'll go away before I do. That's not ambition, it's tried and tested.

That borken quote thing isn't bad.

Thanks.

Sometimes the internets is kind.

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*Who are you role playing *as now?

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Apparently the deposed dictator
I know my subjects love and adore me, but they keep saying these things that are contrary to their true feelings. I must help them.

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Don't recall vowing to crush you. That would just be a bonus

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Oh that's not what you meant by wrasslin'? I assumed between trying to crush me and playing with my rectum, you'd have preferred the former. Now with the former being a bonus to the latter to you, I may have misinterpreted your intentions altogether. Do you love me so much it hurts?

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I merely stated that you'll go away before I do. That's not ambition, it's tried and tested.

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You're right, I was away. I just came back, hey how've you been? Alright, I'm going away again, I'll be back soon.

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I merely stated that you'll go away before I do. That's not ambition, it's tried and tested.

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You're right, I was away. I just came back, hey how've you been? Alright, I'm going away again, I'll be back soon.

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You missed it. I was fantastic all over the place. If you go away again, you'll miss me being fantastic again.

I'll feel sad for you in your absence. A bit like you and your dad.

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You missed it. I was fantastic all over the place. If you go away again, you'll miss me being fantastic again.

I'll feel sad for you in your absence. A bit like you and your dad.

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Indeed you were fantastic. You were faced with a problem of a child wriggling about, doing everything he can to keep your dick out of his ass. And after coming to terms with your own sexual desires, you pulled up his tighty whiteys and let him go. A remarkable display of reservation if I've ever seen one.

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I don't know any of those people, man.

I hesitate to compliment it, but fuck it. This kid is good. I can't get in. Normally, I can, but there are no openings.

Fair fucking play to it, says I.

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Indeed you were fantastic. You were faced with a problem of a child wriggling about, doing everything he can to keep your dick out of his ass. And after coming to terms with your own sexual desires, you pulled up his tighty whiteys and let him go. A remarkable display of reservation if I've ever seen one.

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I don't know any of those people, man.

I hesitate to compliment it, but fuck it. This kid is good. I can't get in. Normally, I can, but there are no openings.

Fair fucking play to it, says I.

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That's pretty good work.

You win. I give up.

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That's pretty good work.

You win. I give up.

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Touché good sir, touché. I humbly concede, I return the court to you.
{bows out and takes a jacket to which someone in the crowd whispers, "hey isn't that the same jack...", FIN}

You should roll a cool class next time.

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That's pretty good work.

You win. I give up.

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Touché good sir, touché. I humbly concede, I return the court to you.
{bows out and takes a jacket to which someone in the crowd whispers, "hey isn't that the same jack...", FIN}

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It's called a feint. Gives me room to move around. We've only been squaring up so far.

Well it wouldn't be much of one if I didn't take it seriously and dodge straight out of the ring. It was scary good. Just give me some water, headgear, some tape, wide berth, a black and white autographed photo of Adrian Paul, 17 rollover minutes, and a recipe for Dal Makhani. After that, I'll be ready to get started again.

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a black and white autographed photo of Adrian Paul,

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There can be only one.

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-You a faggot, Nash?

-Why, Garfield, are you cruising for a piece of ass?

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a black and white autographed photo of Adrian Paul,

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There can be only one.

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Why you forget the autograph?

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Well it wouldn't be much of one if I didn't take it seriously and dodge straight out of the ring. It was scary good. Just give me some water, headgear, some tape, wide berth, a black and white autographed photo of Adrian Paul, 17 rollover minutes, and a recipe for Dal Makhani. After that, I'll be ready to get started again.

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Friendly advice: You're hitting word snakes there. It looks ugly and even if the content is sound, readers will dislike it. That's self-defeating.

That's not to say, of course, that the content is sound. It isn't.

Just that it's bad enough having to wade through the broken syntax without any feasible pay-off.

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Well now how am I supposed to take it seriously after this?

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That's not to say, of course, that the content is sound. It isn't.

Just that it's bad enough having to wade through the broken syntax without any feasible pay-off.

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I enjoyed typing it, and I enjoy reading it. I'm not seeing the downside here...
You're slipping again, the conversation just got a little duller. I feel like we've grown apart, like we're not the same people anymore. You remember that time, after we went to visit your parents and that argument broke out about you wanting to drop out during the last week of medical transcription services at Keiser College. You were so distraught that everyone was so condescending about your decision to be a large animals' veterinary assistant (your dad kept bringing up the beastiality collection they had found right before they took away your computer and swearing that you're probably just in it for the masturbation). It felt so special to be there, comforting you in one of your lowest moments, when no one else could. Someone you could openly admit that you think your parents and siblings are backwards mountain folk that sometimes shames you. And then, well, do you remember what you promised me then? You were almost gagging over the lump in your throat as you embraced me and said, "Spastic. Queer! Cunt", and you've kept that promise to this very day.

I just want you to know that I remember it, and it still means so much to me. Sometimes I'm overwhelmed by it, and that's why I just have to be by myself sometimes. Will you promise to always wait for me, if I promise to come back every time?

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Well now how am I supposed to take it seriously after this?

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That's not to say, of course, that the content is sound. It isn't.

Just that it's bad enough having to wade through the broken syntax without any feasible pay-off.

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I enjoyed typing it, and I enjoy reading it. I'm not seeing the downside here...
You're slipping again, the conversation just got a little duller. I feel like we've grown apart, like we're not the same people anymore. You remember that time, after we went to visit your parents and that argument broke out about you wanting to drop out during the last week of medical transcription services at Keiser College. You were so distraught that everyone was so condescending about your decision to be a large animals' veterinary assistant (your dad kept bringing up the beastiality collection they had found right before they took away your computer and swearing that you're probably just in it for the masturbation). It felt so special to be there, comforting you in one of your lowest moments, when no one else could. Someone you could openly admit that you think your parents and siblings are backwards mountain folk that sometimes shames you. And then, well, do you remember what you promised me then? You were almost gagging over the lump in your throat as you embraced me and said, "Spastic. Queer! Cunt", and you've kept that promise to this very day.

I just want you to know that I remember it, and it still means so much to me. Sometimes I'm overwhelmed by it, and that's why I just have to be by myself sometimes. Will you promise to always wait for me, if I promise to come back every time?

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Good morning.

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Good morning.

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Reading forums helps me go to sleep, I just keep going until I'm exhausted... so technically this is my good night.

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Good morning.

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Reading forums helps me go to sleep, I just keep going until I'm exhausted... so technically this is my good night.

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My heart's not in this, mang. You're too good for me to hate and too good for me to stop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQuCqNVdxTc

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some youtube video

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I meant to ask, am I supposed to watch this video, and if so, which parts? Could you limit the recommendation to a maximum of 3 parts no longer than 10 seconds each? Also, I would find it helpful if you provided some notes to accompany this. I just don't like watching YT vids without knowing what I'm about to get into. I may casually watch it on my phone, but as I don't usually browse FST on my phone, I couldn't imagine putting any effort into attempting to watch it. Hopefully you will sell it well to get me interested. It would be even better if you said there's no point in watching it.
Also, what's the title of it?

Why did I ever leave? Why? :smilie4:

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Why did I ever leave? Why? :smilie4:

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Because the place went fuckballs. Better right now though.

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Why did I ever leave? Why? :smilie4:

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Because the place went fuckballs. Better right now though.

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All this impotent male rage and pointless bickering is making my ovaries throb. I'm pretty sure that never happened when JP was around, apart from that time he hadouken'ed them as a warning, then punched me in the face. Halcyon days.....

He must have read the book "How to overcome shyness"

Let's get back to the original topic of the thread! We are discussing Ted Bundy here. I have a question, guys. Before he was executed, his last words were, " "I'd like you to give my love to my family and friends." Why would someone who has no conscience use the word "love" during the last moments of his life? That's what puzzles me about him.
One forum poster told me to take out a book about Bundy from a library and read it to avoid the need to ask you all these questions. But these days I've been busy playing games on my ps3, so instead of reading about him, I wanna discuss him... So... Do you think Bundy was still pretending to be someone that he actually wasn't a few minutes before he was executed? His last words suggest that. Do you think he was afraid to die? What are your thoughts on this?

I'll bite...

The mind of someone like Bundy is that of a predator. There is no thought of the victims- EVERYTHING is about them. If they succeed in a kill; they win. If they get caught and the newspapers/television cover the story; they win.

I can imagine the only mind-fuck for him came when all was said, and done and he knew he was going to die. At that point, it could be questionable as to his motives for his last words- Will this get me sympathy? Will the system be seen as too harsh? Will people analyze my final words to see if I was actually a "psychopath", or was doing this with complete knowledge of my actions?

I fall in 2 camps here:

1. He's quite dead.

2. He does not make a good role model. *remember, you started this thread with the topic of shyness*

Ted Bundy was pretty good in "Married With Children". I enjoyed his work.


-doobs

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I'll bite...

The mind of someone like Bundy is that of a predator. There is no thought of the victims- EVERYTHING is about them. If they succeed in a kill; they win. If they get caught and the newspapers/television cover the story; they win.

I can imagine the only mind-fuck for him came when all was said, and done and he knew he was going to die. At that point, it could be questionable as to his motives for his last words- Will this get me sympathy? Will the system be seen as too harsh? Will people analyze my final words to see if I was actually a "psychopath", or was doing this with complete knowledge of my actions?

I fall in 2 camps here:

1. He's quite dead.

2. He does not make a good role model. *remember, you started this thread with the topic of shyness*

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As I said before, I am trying to understand how similar or different he was from non-sociopathic indviduals. Of course, he doesn't make a good role model, but it's hard for me to understand what was so great about his social skills that women didn't even suspect that he was going to murder them. That's why I am a bit fascinated by him.
By the way, ringhunter said something interesting in another thread. He implied that sociopaths victimize themselves. Do you agree with him? It makes sense because there is a possibility a sociopath will end up in jail if he commits a crime against other people, so it's true that in some way a sociopath victimizes himself. I mean, I am sure he never wants to be punished for committing a crime, but putting him in jail and/or executing him would be punishment. From a philosophical point of view it makes sense: when a person (not necessarily a sociopath) murders somebody and gets put in jail for life, he victimizes himself because he lost his freedom in this case.

Cartman's rendition of Poker Face is probably the best ever. He owns that song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WnCdf04ba0

Who's with me?

Come on, people, this is an interesting topic, so please share with me your thoughts on Ted Bundy. In one documentary that I watched, one person said that even Bundy himself didn't fully realize that his seemingly charming persona was just an act. What are your thoughts about this?

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I have a question, guys. Before he was executed, his last words were, " "I'd like you to give my love to my family and friends." Why would someone who has no conscience use the word "love" during the last moments of his life? That's what puzzles me about him.

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This sort of question is why no one can take you serious. "Normal" people use the word love for all kinds of fake, superficial reasons. Using the word does not mean that he actually felt any emotion at all- even for his family.

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Cartman's rendition of Poker Face is probably the best ever. He owns that song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WnCdf04ba0

Who's with me?

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Needless to say anything is better with Cartman.
Wait I just remembered Glee and that idiom might have found it's limits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu9J9ILAgpc

Interesting fact for OlegLa :Ted Bundy , though a psychopath was never actually moved to kill anyone until he watched Glee doing Poker Face . I shudder to think what will happen if they ever decide to do a Rolling Stones tribute.

Btw probably too late to warn you but viewing of the preceding clip causes homosexuality.

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I have a question, guys. Before he was executed, his last words were, " "I'd like you to give my love to my family and friends." Why would someone who has no conscience use the word "love" during the last moments of his life? That's what puzzles me about him.

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This sort of question is why no one can take you serious. "Normal" people use the word love for all kinds of fake, superficial reasons. Using the word does not mean that he actually felt any emotion at all- even for his family.

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Then I am dumb because that was a serious question.

Okay, after thinking about it, I came to the conclusion that it wasn't a dumb question after all. Why did the sociopath mention his family and "friends" right before he was executed? It was just an act?