There is something I don't understand about the serial killer Ted Bundy

[brotherdoobie]

He prolly has a turkey neck, like my muther-in-law, all flippy and flappy, like.

I'm a bit flippy/flappy myself and wobbly/knobbly too.

The Missus brought me home a bottle of me favorite.

Win.


-doobs

[mjmacky]

[QUOTE=chavis;3567263]

Do you think it even has a neck? It lied about having a jacket earlier and I'm pretty sure it doesn't know that checkmate is just one word.

Check(rising tone then short pause) mate(falling tone) for dramatic effect. I thought about dot dot dot, but it was going to be too much punctuation and would have killed the mood.
I don't know... jacket, neck... it feels like reaching. Though I did like how you played out the jacket in the next part, making a reference back to the lie, but I don't think it really saved it. Which one do you want the mulligan on, the jacket or the neck? I'd give them both back, but you did vow to crush me or some nonsense like that, so I shouldn't be too charitable.

[Snee]

Are you role playing now?

[chalice]

[QUOTE=mjmacky;3567274]

Check(rising tone then short pause) mate(falling tone) for dramatic effect. I thought about dot dot dot, but it was going to be too much punctuation and would have killed the mood.
I don't know... jacket, neck... it feels like reaching. Though I did like how you played out the jacket in the next part, making a reference back to the lie, but I don't think it really saved it. Which one do you want the mulligan on, the jacket or the neck? I'd give them both back, but you did vow to crush me or some nonsense like that, so I shouldn't be too charitable.

Don't recall vowing to crush you. That would just be a bonus. It happens sometimes, but I don't invest in it.

I merely stated that you'll go away before I do. That's not ambition, it's tried and tested.

[Snee]

That borken quote thing isn't bad.

[chalice]

Thanks.

Sometimes the internets is kind.

[mjmacky]

*Who are you role playing *as now?

Apparently the deposed dictator
I know my subjects love and adore me, but they keep saying these things that are contrary to their true feelings. I must help them.

[mjmacky]

Don't recall vowing to crush you. That would just be a bonus

Oh that's not what you meant by wrasslin'? I assumed between trying to crush me and playing with my rectum, you'd have preferred the former. Now with the former being a bonus to the latter to you, I may have misinterpreted your intentions altogether. Do you love me so much it hurts?

I merely stated that you'll go away before I do. That's not ambition, it's tried and tested.

You're right, I was away. I just came back, hey how've you been? Alright, I'm going away again, I'll be back soon.

[chalice]

I merely stated that you'll go away before I do. That's not ambition, it's tried and tested.

You're right, I was away. I just came back, hey how've you been? Alright, I'm going away again, I'll be back soon.

You missed it. I was fantastic all over the place. If you go away again, you'll miss me being fantastic again.

I'll feel sad for you in your absence. A bit like you and your dad.

[mjmacky]

You missed it. I was fantastic all over the place. If you go away again, you'll miss me being fantastic again.

I'll feel sad for you in your absence. A bit like you and your dad.

Indeed you were fantastic. You were faced with a problem of a child wriggling about, doing everything he can to keep your dick out of his ass. And after coming to terms with your own sexual desires, you pulled up his tighty whiteys and let him go. A remarkable display of reservation if I've ever seen one.

I don't know any of those people, man.

I hesitate to compliment it, but fuck it. This kid is good. I can't get in. Normally, I can, but there are no openings.

Fair fucking play to it, says I.