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I feel like you missed the point I was making that you're most likely a lot more polyamorous than I and thus come off as Tony Montana railing against me popping a Tylenol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
That's clearly because you're racist against Mexicans. Not South Americans, as you were thinking, but stout dark skinned men from the sovereign state of Mexico.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I knew what you were getting at :)Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I don't label myself. I'm whatever feels right to me at the time. I've had one sexual partner for the last 6 months and at the moment haven't got one at all and I'm cool with that. I've decided I'm not going to have sex again until I'm in a relationship. That's just what feels right right now. I'm done with casual sex for the time being. I don't want to be beige, I like caring.
I'M NOT! I've got bilingual signposts up and everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I want you to think about that for a second and process two thoughts. 1. Do I keep my stories to myself? 2. How difficult is it to drown me out? Then, consider that the answer to both of these questions is greatly amplified about my person.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
But, to answer that very last question, I'm technically not married in the states. There is no certificate in any courthouse in any country or parish that pronounces us a married couple. We took our overseas marriage certificate with notarized translation to a courthouse once and they just told us to hold onto it for whenever we needed to prove it was legal. We've never had to provide it. You can literally just start walking around, doing your taxes and getting added to insurance plans without anyone the wiser. So there's basically no divorce to be had.
Let me just put it this way, everyone I know doesn't want us to separate, but they said they'll understand and not hold it against me if I do. That's of course everyone that has also known us as a couple for pretty much most of the time they've known me (sparing my mom). They've been privy to all of the juicy details I've eked out here, plus a lot more and personal observation. I have neither the talent nor time to recreate that experience for anyone here. I also never speak positively about anyone, in case you haven't noticed, so all you get from is a one-sided story from a one-sided perspective. So I'm basically not capable of being fair about this.
Jesus. Let's get to that before I'm comprehensively disgusted enough not to read the rest of your post.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI want you to think about that for a second and process two thoughts. 1. Do I keep my stories to myself? 2. How difficult is it to drown me out? Then, consider that the answer to both of these questions is greatly amplified about my person.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I have little doubt that there are myriad stories you keep to yourself. You're selective, but if you think you're being manipulative in this lounge, you are badly awry in that reasoning. You are tolerated as a likeable diversion, nothing much more. It's easy to ignore you. I've done it for the better part of a year, though I have observed. I'm not gonna call you an attention whore, cos I think you're a lot more than that, and I do believe that there is an element of 'cry for help' there.
You're not the first person to have said that :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Exactly, I'm currently autoerotic Seņor Montana. Also, monogamy isn't what brings out my scarcely found caring side. I think the point is that I'm not fond of casual sex, if sex is to be had.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
French doesn't count, the Mexicans will think it's a bit ghey.
You were supposed to take the point of forumular ease as the point itself, that was the point, and other redundancies of speech. What I intended to assure you was that I'm as much the light switch in person as I tend to be here.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Also, the real chavis couldn't tell anyone that I've been posting at all in the past year and that I just seem to have randomly showed up. Must be a quirk of your newest revision.
As an addendum to all, a close friend of mine just shared this while we hid from the sun in the designated smoking area. "I would have left her a long time ago if it was something that happened to me. But for you and her, right now, I have no fucking idea."
I was trying to get his response to your overwhelmingly unanimous decision.
Sometimes I actively lay down what I actually think, as opposed to going for the cringe. I've watched people come and go in this place. I ain't no shrink and wouldn't even pertain to be, but there are patterns of language and behaviour I can't help but see. Your style is pretty much impenetrable. I saw that from the beginning, like. That's why I laid off. There was no joke in it, innit.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou were supposed to take the point of forumular ease as the point itself, that was the point, and other redundancies of speech. What I intended to assure you was that I'm as much the light switch in person as I tend to be here.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Also, the real chavis couldn't tell anyone that I've been posting at all in the past year and that I just seem to have randomly showed up. Must be a quirk of your newest revision.
I've observed that this isn't even a front with you. That's your honest to goodness style, and I respect that, even if your jokes clatter like a stack of fucking plates for the most part. I've decided that I'm here to help you with your communication problems.
Ask me anything.
Do you want to sleep with my wife?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I couldn't sleep in the same room as your wife, mate. She's a fucking harlot.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyDo you want to sleep with my wife?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
If I threw in squeamous and Kate Beckinsale, would you let my wife cook you eggs?Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceI couldn't sleep in the same room as your wife, mate. She's a fucking harlot.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You all talk pretty big, but none of you are willing to take her off my hands, Wednesday afternoon quarterbacks, getting drunk in the bar. It's a shitty bar and they're all watered down, I don't really know why you bother.
Depends, like. If I get a sniff of shell in my omelette, she's getting a smash in that moon face, butter wouldn't melt in that mouth of hers.
I've never quite heard a lodged blow job complaint voiced that way.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
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Originally Posted by mjmackyDo you want to sleep with my wife?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Mary told a funny :happy:
I've had a good think and I can't even hazard a guess as to what brings out your caring side, and I'm usually quite good at that sort of thing :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyExactly, I'm currently autoerotic Seņor Montana. Also, monogamy isn't what brings out my scarcely found caring side. I think the point is that I'm not fond of casual sex, if sex is to be had.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
French doesn't count, the Mexicans will think it's a bit ghey.
I think it's orphans :smilie4:
Off the top of my head, likeable people being abused by the system or the man and cats trying to do human things. I'll help them both out because, silly kitty, you can't turn that door knob.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Oh and a dirty 12 year old girl, I'll give her that much needed bath. Eww but not if she's an orphan, I don't want to keep her, she'll age like the cheese and not the wine.
But you take pics of scruffy kids in dirty countries.
If that doesn't peg you as an orphan aficionado, I don't know what does.
Cats are like land sharks or something else. There is nothing endearing about them whatsoever.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'm with you on the vulnerable people thing. I can rarely get angry or indignant enough to cause a fracas on my own behalf. I just don't care enough about myself. Somehow my biggest altercations have been on behalf of other people.
I'm going to pulverize you on behalf of cats.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Two funnies in one month. mary is Bill fucking Hicks every second quarter moon.
Bless.
Come at me Bruv!! :fist:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI'm going to pulverize you on behalf of cats.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
This is what I see.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Hey, gringo, say hello to my little friend!Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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We both ended up reusing images, now that we've gone on tour, all innocence has been lost.
Just so you know how it happened, I lost my innocence in your little rat's twat.
This is the kind of stuff I have to stop myself from posting in this state. It feels a bit incongruent to any one of my styles.
:console:
You go on up to bed and I'll bring you some hot milk and a bed time story. It'll all look better in the morning!
I live in a small one bedroom single story, or have all the photos and video of the same general area not been a clear indicator of that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
That woman was a little skittish last night.
Did you notice all the superfluous and extraneous exclamation marks. Always a sure sign all is not right :smilie4:
Yeeeees Mary. Sorry Mary.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'd had a little bit of bubbly :blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Did you see that.
I've gotten so used to Mary being literal to the point of Oleg that I'm even making excuses when you don't allow for her autism.
Ffs. Most tolerant board evar.
I bet :dave: doesn't share your benevolent view. Right now he is engaging in his favorite pastime. :frusty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Well, no. He isn't a very altruistic chap.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisI bet :dave: doesn't share your benevolent view.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'd go so far as to say if ever I found myself of a similar mind, I'd indulge in a spot of soul searching.What's he up to? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Well in all probability it involves little manker and that woman figurines, blowtorches and alot of very sharp powertools :yup:
Sometimes I think posts are about me because I forget the fact that I'm not the only woman on here. That's just one of many reasons of course, but yes, she sometimes strangely indulges in bangs.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Bangs :pinch:
When I wrote that, I thought; 'she's probably going to call them exclamation points'. Bangs is worse.
But at least now interrobang makes etymological sense to me.
He should record that and put it on jewtube ftw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Just for clarity's sake I wasn't trying to go all programmer nerd on purpose, it was merely the side effect of innuendo.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker