I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites

[manker]

As ever, sagacity from the chavois

I deliberately held back Bo's name from the potential rapists as I'm sticking the farm on him. Been married now for about six months so he can't be getting any at home, and he used to work as a prison warder. And I've seen a photo of him and he looks rapey.

New favourite: Bo.

[Barbarossa]

"he looks rapey"

[Barbarossa]

Ach, look, you made me post in mary's attention whore thread, I swore I wasn't going to do that...

[mjmacky]

Is there really need for this kind of speculation if everyone is just drawing random names. It's like sportscasting for the world series of poker.

[mjmacky]

Ach, look, you made me post in mary's attention whore thread, I swore I wasn't going to do that...

He already knew you were reading it daily with his laser readership revealer.

[chalice]

Is there really need for this kind of speculation if everyone is just drawing random names. It's like sportscasting for the world series of poker.

We're trying to take the searchlight off of you, mary. We can see you're not very good at helping yourself.

[mjmacky]

Is there really need for this kind of speculation if everyone is just drawing random names. It's like sportscasting for the world series of poker.

We're trying to take the searchlight off of you, mary. We can see you're not very good at helping yourself.

I'm not exactly certain how I'm able to lose no matter what happens.

[Squeamous]

By whose standards, nympho?

You're the most rubbish self-confessed polyamorist I've ever known. You're like a politician who espouses family values but has a mistress on the side, only you've got it all arse over balls. I bet you can't even fuck your own fist without expecting it to give you dinner and a French kiss first. GTFO.

You were hoping I didn't suddenly want to plant anything in your lady garden, then you felt a little ease as I don't do the green thumb thing. Then you suddenly remembered that the only reason I wasn't growing my own tobacco was due to lack of space. That's precisely the moment you felt it.

There's that, and the fact it's really quite badly neglected. A man could get lost in there.

[Squeamous]

As ever, sagacity from the chavois

I deliberately held back Bo's name from the potential rapists as I'm sticking the farm on him. Been married now for about six months so he can't be getting any at home, and he used to work as a prison warder. And I've seen a photo of him and he looks rapey.

New favourite: Bo.

Sorry folks, I literally just raped someone. Who pulled me from the hat?

[chalice]

We're trying to take the searchlight off of you, mary. We can see you're not very good at helping yourself.

I'm not exactly certain how I'm able to lose no matter what happens.

Look, man, I know you're not complaining. But something in me says that that's because nobody has ever listened to your complaints before. Maybe Ivana for a few years, but you received a pretty profound set back in that regard, and for that you have my sympathy, not that that notion doesn't repulse you, I'm sure. Get the fuck outta Dodge, don't look back and be grateful you never knocked her up. Kick her to the Serb.

You're boxing yourself off, mate. It almost reads like my missus's reflex passivity to her proper mental OCD.

One question; who stands to benefit from a divorce? Seems your family have been more than generous in welcoming her's.