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The Hottie and the Nottie made me want to gauge my eyes out it was so bad. I actually felt sick after watching it. I don't know what the worst thing about it was, the dialogue or its insistance that you have to be pretty to be liked.
Epic Movie
just watched mama mia, and it has too be the worst movie i have ever seen next to hairspray!
Children of men
Pulp fiction
I watched nearly 1 H after that i slipped away ZZzzz may be it was about Travolta and Thurman :P
American remakes of Asian Movies
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The ONLY movie i've ever walked out on..........."you've got mail" makes me feel nauseous!
I had to go and get a copy of Dolemite based on this thread and lol... have to agree, its <explicit removed> :)
i like movies
because i like horror movies
"No Country For Old Men","The Chronicles of Narnia"(both), "There Will be blood" all were pretty bad but have good reviews :unsure:
cook. worst I have seen
the da vinci code. it sucks man
off the dome in no order
1. the dead hate the living
2. resident evil 3
3. psycho (remake)
4. Righteous Kill
5. Disaster Movie
A History of Violence sucked big cawk.. Seriously.
how about alone in the dark
The Hottie and the Nottie
Epic Movie
Meet the Spartans
My friends and I got stoned a few months ago and watched "From Dusk Till Dawn." Before we watched it, I thought it was a vampire movie for some reason. The first half of the movie was actually a pretty cheesy but decent crime movie. That is until all of a sudden out of nowhere everyone turns into fucking vampires and shit. It went from a decent movie to a B-grade vampire flick in a matter of seconds. Fucking blows...
accepted.
Into The Wild have to be the worst film I've ever seen. In fact, I turned it off after about 1 hour, couldn't take it anymore.
Cannot understand how that movie has won an oscar.
son of sam
So I'm a dickhead because I don't like a pointless vampire movie with shitty special effects? Do you like this movie simply because its a QT film?
Just because it has a cult following doesn't mean it's a good movie. Most movies that have a cult following have one because it's a shitty movie in the first place.
Seriously, the movie sucks more dick than your mom. Well, almost.
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You fucking dickhead.
That is all.
Except for that movie was fucking fantastic.
Did I mention that you're a fucking dickhead, like?
comon guys fight in PMs or get MSN of each other
Nope. You're a dickhead cos you seem stupid. I called you a dickhead cos I pretty much felt like it at the time. A few days later, you still seem like a dickhead. So you're a dickhead.
If you can't see how well that film was written, as regards to situation, then you're a dickhead. If you can't see how artistically written, as regards to the dross that was being funded by Hollywood at the time, then you're a dickhead.
If you can't see passed the special effects which were sadly underfunded yet became a parody of themselves and every other b-movie before and since that, then you're a dickhead.
You get ten dickheads out of ten.
Dickhead.
I'm with chalice on this one(not the dickhead part btw).The realization of idea borders on brilliance.
Definitely your loss if you fail to see it musicsavesus.
In my opinion the movie's only real flaw is that Rodriguez's directing skill doesn't quite match up to Tarantino's script.
That and Tarantino's insufferable acting of course.
Maybe it's time that we define what defines "suck" in the context of this thread.
Seems like a lot of films are being classified here simply because the subject matter is not of interest to the poster.
It's a good idea but as they say in show biz "I don't think it's going to play to this crowd".
The fact of the matter is that besides you ,me,chalice and a couple of others nobody bothers to read anything more than the thread title and the post immediately preceding their own(and I'm stretching with that one).
So unless you are proposing a title change to something like "wonderful movies that I lack the brain cells to appreciate" I think it's wasted breath.
I could live with that.
Clearly, I was being naive and altruistic.
Given that a large percentage of our participants are not even conversant with Citizen Kane, it would be a stretch to assume the critical ability to separate "movies I don't like" from "movies that suck".
You may recall that I am not a fan of From Dusk Till Dawn but I don't think it sucked, it just failed to draw me into it's mythology.
Battlefield Earth on the other hand, sucked on every possible level.
I'm not sure even MST3K could parody it successfully.
Tropical Thunder was a big disappointment for me.
I wrote Battlefield Earth is maybe the worst move made in the last 30 years on a forum someplace.I can't remember if I did here as well.
Your comment also got me to look back at some of the other posts .
Besides No Country-There will be Blood,A History of Violence,Children of Men and Pulp Fiction are movies I should avoid as well.
But don't worry the extra time gives me no reason to deny myself the pleasure of watching(since all horror movies are good) Saw,Hostel and their sequels any longer.
Well Wicked Lake did suck , I like Lesbian horror movies but that was bad .
There are enough "lesbian horror movies" to comprise a genre?
Color me surprised (but intrigued).
Peat, what example would you recommend to a novice?
I don't care what Peat moss has to say, there is only one Lesbian vampire/horror movie the genius that is .......Vampyros Lesbos
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The Citizen Kane of European exploitation
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"Jesus Franco's 1970 VAMPYROS LESBOS is the masterpiece of all Euro-exploitation genres. You can swoon over the Greenaway lighting in SUSPIRIA; you can thrill to the comic-book metaphysics of THE BEYOND; a few solitary freaks might smack their chops over CANNIBAL FEROX. But the Big Mama, the 2001 or INTOLERANCE of the litter, is Franco's fever-dreamy Z movie, a dusted-out collage of St. Tropez glamour, poisonous softcore sex, platter-party lounge music gone Satanic, and more crazy zooms than the entire body of martial-arts movies combined.
Franco has made more movies than probably any other living filmmaker, and there's something intuitive and inspired in each of them. But in none of his other works did he so perfectly combine what he learned, in his zonked-out way, from his masters (Resnais, Antonioni and especially Welles), and his own lurid, kick-addicted, grade-Z technique. This movie isn't just for B-movie weirdos; hardcore Tarkovsky fiends might find themselves after fifteen minute saying, "God...I kind of like this...what's happening to me?"
Actually this movie is just for b movie weirdos.They use to play it all the time on Showcase Canada late on Friday nights.
I think I've managed to get through about 20 minutes of it totaled over repeated viewing .
If you want to see a good lesbian vampire movie I instead suggest you check out The Hunger(1983)Directed by Tony Scott and starring Susan Sarandon and Catherine Deneuve as the highly erotic lesbians.
Plus there's the added bonus of seeing David Bowie gradually rot away .:O