Do mornings hate anyone else?

Post whenever. Mornings are foul at whatever time of the day. Either you are experiencing the morning in all its hideousness, or there is another morning looming, casting a shadow of fear and dread over all. The only time you are safe is at precisely 12 noon.

car booty is on the telly, which can only mean it's morningish :01:

I'm safe! (its 1200 on MY clock!)
:edit. now I'm not.

I got stuck in the huge industrial bin again this morn.
It's a bloody health risk, I tells ya. :fist:

Told you it wasn't the place to get rid of your assistant's corpse. :shifty:

I would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for my lack of height and me workmates laughing and pointing.
Got a good crack on me head on the way out too. :pinch:


Damn Gemby's compulsion to constantly smite me. :fist:

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Originally Posted by missie

I would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for my lack of height and me workmates laughing and pointing.
Got a good crack on me head on the way out too. :pinch:


Damn Gemby's compulsion to constantly smite me. :fist:

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Just generally not a morning person then?



:naughty:

Don't even breath in my circle of terror before 11am.
I take stampy tantrums, dontcha know. :fist:


I've been drugged, fed and deserted.
Fecking Meals on Wheels isn't what it used to be. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by missie

Don't even breath in my circle of terror before 11am.
I take stampy tantrums, dontcha know. :fist:


I've been drugged, fed and deserted.
Fecking Meals on Wheels isn't what it used to be. :unsure:

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Some kind of euphamism?:blink:

It'd be a really bad one. :blink:
Even by your standards.